Kevin Magnussen - Tumblr Posts - Page 3
sobbing now thanks
you know...in 2014, there was this rookie on the grid who took a podium in his first race. and I immediately fell in love with him as a driver.
not because he took the podium, as amazing as that was. but because before the race, one he was starting in P4, he looked calmer than a typical rookie starting in P18. he was there to race, something he had done his entire life and there was no hint of nerves even if he was in F1 now.
after ten years, I think about that rookie a lot. In another universe he wasn't stabbed in the back by people who were supposed to look out for him and he had a brilliant career, winning races and fighting for championships, driving the fastest cars.
in this universe? he still had a brilliant career. he might not have fought for wins or podiums but y'know what, he fought for P9 as if it was a win. he fought tooth and nail for every point and he kept himself in the sport for 9 seasons, coming back twice from not having a seat. with no major backing, doing it all on his own. and god, if I'm not endlessly proud of him.
this is not the end of kev's career. he'll go on to do so many more brilliant things and I'll continue to be endlessly proud of him every step of the way.
I need Laura Magnussen X Mick Schumacher content. Please.
The entire Haas team for the rest of the year:
oh my god this man was tethered to the thin spectre of sanity and now hes seatless im literally crying hes going to embark on a campaign of stochastic terrorism the likes of which no one has ever seen before
"Formula 1 is such a serious sport!"
Is it?
God there's so many more I can put it's insane
Since there is no race this Sunday, I made a thing
FACTS
I get why people are sceptical about the “Drive it out” video - this kind of thing should have been done long ago and they should provide more details on what the plans are to tackle this problem. I do think we need to give it chance though to see what they actually do.
However. I am seeing a lot of finger pointing at other drivers fanbases for being the main problem and I just wanna say… it literally not down to just one driver fanbase, it’s basically ALL OF THEM.
No driver fanbase is without toxic and disgusting fans lbr-
• a popular Charles fan page on here said Carlos needed to kill himself and had consistently made derogatory comments to him. I have now blocked them so I dunno if they are still doing it but there was definitely a severe lack of people calling them out at the time. Seemed to be one Carlos fan did and that’s when people said something.
•merc fans sent death threats to Nicky after Abu Dhabi - and I’m saying merc fans because that’s what I saw and tbh no other team fans really had a reason.. unless they just hated max so maybe I should say mostly merc fans.
•there has been racist abuse towards any driver who is not white from multiple fanbases - pretty sure I remember Alex’s family having to be told not to look at comments on any socials because people were saying they eat cats amongst other things, and the amount of people who were awful to Zhou when he was announced by Alfa Romeo was insane. Can’t mention racist abuse without mentioning Lewis - the fact there are people who think it’s okay to call him slurs is vile. I get people don’t like have to like him, but the fact some peoples first insult to him is racist will never make sense and shows more about that person than Lewis. I do see this more on twitter tbh.
•people constantly wishing drivers to crash… even after Silverstone this year! Wtf is wrong with those people?! Drivers have died - most drivers on the grid know someone who has died from this in their career. I usually only see other drivers fans call out people who say that. Fans of the same driver seem to be quiet most of the time.
•Lando fans vs Daniel fans on the regular and they get really nasty. I’m fed up of the war going on between them.
•Lewis fans vs max fans CONSTANTLY at it when at least those drivers can show respect towards one another. They might not be friends but they seem way more mature than some of their fanbases. I know there are respectful fans on both sides and I actually interact with some (lbr, their teams are the ones typically in the media making little comments anyway) - but there are definitely those who act like either driver murdered that persons entire family and is the reason for every war ever to happen. Like my god, some people need to touch grass.
•Carlos vs Charles fans - so many people were mad about Silverstone for Charles… but the truth ferrari fucked up and that doesn’t mean Carlos didn’t deserve a win. Vice versa - I’ve seen some Carlos fans hating on Charles when something happens that affects his race.
There are so many more examples but I’d literally be constantly listing so I’ve put the ones I’ve seen most and some examples that have just stood out to me.
Instead of pointing the finger at each other, which does absolutely nothing but causing fights, actually hold fans accountable for their words. Not just of drivers you don’t like, but people who support your driver. All that person is doing is contributing to the toxic and hateful environment that seems to be all I see when I now go online. All it does is create a bad name for the driver and make people think all the fans of that driver behave that way. I’m sick of coming online and wondering what fucking fan war I’m about to witness and what happened when I was offline.
And I know people will say “but this drivers fans are worse”, I DONT CARE. I’ve said what I’ve said. It’s about making EVERYONE accountable for their words/actions instead of just the fans of drivers you don’t like. If you don’t hold everyone accountable, even if you’re friends with someone saying this toxic stuff, you’re part of the problem. that does include drivers too - but some people are very picky on which driver they think needs to be held accountable and which doesn’t… which makes no sense. Either hold every driver to that same standard or none of them, don’t pick and choose which driver needs accountability and which doesn’t
End of rant. I just needed to say this💀
Here are some f1 memes I made pt.3:
(I posted this yesterday but tumblr ate it)
I honestly can't wait
wait this means K Mag is gonna have zero penalty points for the rest of the season after his ban……and it’s his last few races.…..my man’s gonna be out there committing war crimes, whole back half of the grid should get a gun
Y'all is it gay to admit to the media that you bought lingerie to wear when you take ice baths with your teammate?
saying that he ‘brought something special to wear’ for the ice bath with kevin. they’re so insane
Ranking F1 Drivers by Helmet Squishiness:
This is very important!!!
All 22 drivers that have been on the grid so far this year, countdown style!
Number 22: Logan (beautiful eyes, not much squish)
Number 21: Kevin (deceptive! but his squish is all natural, helmet does nothing)
Number 20: Daniel (not much squish, just a little around his cheeks)
Number 19: Pierre (wee bit of squish going on)
Number 18: Lando (lovely eyes but not much squish by helmet)
Number 17: Nico (got some squish going around the eyes, we getting there)
Number 16: Carlos (pretty eyes, getting squishier around the cheeks)
Number 15: Lance (face looks over all more squishy, especially his little eyes)
Number 14: Valtteri (pinch him cheekies, they startin to squish)
Number 13: Max (lovely eyes, some squishage going on with the cheeks, yes yes)
Number 12: Esteban (squishier still, his whole little face squished up in there!)
Number 11: Lewis (some good squish!!! That's champion squish going on!!)
Number 10: Charles (GORGEOUS eyes with squishy cheeks!!)
Number 9: Alex (we getting real here, cheeks are starting to really squish!)
Number 8: Liam (cheeks to pinch!!! Would get a higher rating if I had more to work with!)
Number 7: George (LOOK AT THE CHEEKS)
Number 6: Nyck (Some excellent squish going on, would get a higher rating if I had more evidence!)
Number 5: Checo (pic doesn't do the squish justice, this is a squishy boy)
Number 4: Fernando (Supreme squishage, we love to see it!!!)
Number 3: Oscar (HE IS SO SQUISHY, pinch his cheeks!!! The top 3 were so hard to organize!!!)
Number 2: Guanyu (he is underappreciated!! LOOK AT THE SQUISH - we need to see this more!!)
Number 1: Yuki - OUR SQUISH KING (overall squish is OFF THE CHARTS - bonus points for being cutest of all with the squish.)
Honourable mention for Nicholas Latifi, my squishy Canada Boy:
Anyway thanks, I will not be taking criticism XD but rankings may change with new helmets and evidence.
Some of these guys have gorgeous eyes and I feel the need to do another post that ranks like... the top 5 most gorgeous eyes or something.
Umm what's with all the hate? I mean I get some people don't like certain drivers and people who are invited to the paddock (which is in no way the drivers decision by the way...looking at some people on here)
But that is in nooo way an excuse to write some of the stuff I've read online in the past 15 minutes
And also I do follow media and stuff but at first I genuinely had no idea why there is such hate and uproar
So I guess just think about that
Now I'll go back and cheere on Lando and this McClaren sandwich
there's something to be said about the pipeline of blonde, extroverted, german f1 drivers falling in love with even more blonde, introverted, nordic f1 drivers.
I mean michael and mika? seb and kimi? nico and kevin? this needs to be studied.
You 🤝 Me
Suddenly into Haasbands
(Istg these two blondes got me rn so bad I love my haasbands and I'm very sad there isn't many fanfics and recognition here 😫)
YEEEEE
Nico and Kevin went from enemies to lovers in the bestest way 😭😭 They're so sweet together, I can't live knowing they'll be separated next year 😭💔
Underrated couple for sure, THEY ARE SO MARRIED AND THEY KNOW WE GET IT AND PLAY INTO IT 😭
little angry danish guy and his tall and silly husband 🥰🥰🥰🥰
kevin would fistfight you to death defending his man ❤️ and nico would stand on the side encouraging his actions !!! 😈❤️
me looking at alex's instagram
why are they leaning against each other when their legs are so far apart, give me a heterosexual explanation to this /j