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Attack! Fury of the Rasengan! | Naruto Episode #94
Looking for a beta reader
looking for a beta reader for a Kabusaku canon divergence slowish burn fic
Kabusaku fic, new chapter is upÂ
This is sincerely one of my favorite scenes
sasuke's sass no jutsu
Logically I know Orochimaru should be farrrrrrrrr away from children. But. My brain has a strong urge to ignore canon and roll around in fanon fluff. Like ah ha the strange snake man is a father of four and gives great fucked up advice.
Crack idea:Â
All Akatsuki members successfully (somehow) fake their deaths and escape with their partners. The ringleaders (Nagato, Obito, etc.) are none the wiser.
When Kabuto tries to summon them with the Edo Tensei, all five coffins open dramatically to reveal…nothing. Kabuto realizes that his meticulously planned out, 58-step plan has just gone up in so much smoke and promptly loses his shit. Everyone present also loses their shit, realizing that 6 S-Rank criminals are running unchecked across the Elemental Nations.
Cue the ensuing fallout. Meanwhile, one continent away, Hidan and Kakuzu are living their best lives collecting bounties and sacrificing heathens (or whatever they do for fun). Sasori and Deidara are running a wildly successful art studio. Kisame and Itachi are enjoying a long overdue peaceful retirement at a tea shack in the middle of nowhere. They do not know anything about the Fourth Shinobi War, Madara’s resurrection, or Kaguya’s summoning. They do not care. Life is good (for them, at least. The Allied Shinobi Forces having to deal with the aforementioned planetary-sized threats? Not so much.)
"It makes me look cool✨"
Here, the missing scene :3
So I was just going on Amazon to look at anything I can find of Kabuto. So I was going through cosplay items of him when I stumble on this 
Like, when did he where that? Him and orochimarus Wedding? Man I guess I missed that. 
You know everytime someone tells me that they’re finally gonna watch Naruto, I tell them to watch the war arc with their brain fully turned off and just enjoy the theatrics simply because of the fact it makes little to no sense. Kabuto out of all villains in the series, is somehow the mastermind and steals orochimaru’s swag. Instead of the Konaha 13 fighting actual people, they’re fighting zombie shinobi. The worst part is the random emergence of Kaguya that would’ve been 10x better in Boruto.