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the grew up a neurodivergent child rep this episode??? Percy getting upset over Sally sending him to (presumably) a boarding school??? him asking her why she's trying so hard to get rid of him???? fucking ruined me, I'm in pieces
i feel bad for Hades everytime I reread tlt (and in the show) because this man has no idea what the fuck is going on. just give him his emo haberdashery back istg
ngl Hades ATE. he's really out here looking like an exhausted and overworked housewife, is out of touch with the Olympian gossip, cracks terrible jokes (i love them sm), "I seldom cahoot" (I SCREAMED), and seems chill all 'round. like you can't tell me this man isn't living his best away from the drama because that palace looked NEAT
Percy telling Charon, the ferryman of the dead, to buy a new whistle with the drachmas was crazy
ok so I was absolutely right with Hades being sorta fruity. that outfit? ate and left no crumbs. "i admire the cut of your jib"? crazy. that fucking couch set in the palace? amazing. "i seldom cahoot"? lost my mind
"i admire the cut of your jib" Hades how much time did you spend coming up with that
Hades stalking through the length of his massive hall to greet his guests is the fruitiest fucking thing he's done, you can fight me on this
if I have to hear Percy saying "I know who you are" one more time, i think I'll fucking lose it
look, I'm really glad that the trio knows their stuff going into the quest. they knew Medusa, and that probably saved their lives. they knew Ares because it wouldn't have made much sense to not know a major Olympian god. but the fact that they don't know a lot of things is the reason tlt was good. the tension and the stakes were so much higher because they had to scramble for survival in a short period of realisation, and that reflects the kind of world they will have to live in for the rest of their lives. in a some contexts, them knowing what they're dealing with works well, but for the Lotus Casino? Crusty? I know that all of them would have to be knowledgeable about Greek myths to survive but it happens immediately?? them learning to trust their instincts and each other comes out of a lot of the fights for survival they have when they have to figure out what they're dealing with after they're in the situation. the terror is important to the lives demigods lead. idk I'm just disappointed that they didn't do this well
girl-failure vs boy-failure


you ever look at a character and be like wow. i wanna crunch you like a biscuit
STOP IT WHY DID I NEVER NOTICE THALIA'S TREE LOOKS LIKE A PERSON?????

IM GONNA FUCKING CRY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH THEIR MINDS
oh my god the pain and love for his son competing for dominance in Poseidon's eyes is absolutely killing me. the way he reaches out for him to hold his face, his baby boy, knowing that he can't get involved for further. that he needs to go back. that he can't tell him how much he loves him because it'll probably fall flat (even if he surrendered to Zeus to save him). I'm passing away
Percy hesitating the entire time he was fighting Luke. Percy saying "I'm sorry" after getting a cut on him. Luke striking back when Percy let his guard down to check if he was okay. Luke towering above Percy, ready to stab him on the ground.
you see where I'm going with this?

well someone sure is in possession of the gift of prophecy here


this has fixed everything in my life. my depression has lifted, my crops are watered, my skin has cleared, my hotel has been trivagoed-
help why did Ares just stand there and let the wave hit him π he was all like π§ββοΈ
Percy had me gnawing on furniture when he said "how afraid of you do you think they'll be when your dad shows up looking to put you back in your place" to Zeus, king of the gods, ruler of the universe, in his own throne room, in the place he rules, with the 500x more powerful than an atomic bomb weapon in his hand. my boy there is a TIME and PLACE