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Everyone should feel good in their own skin
Hey reblog this post to give the person you reblogged from gender euphoria
Remove their kneecaps through their ears......
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I love you now
Esteemed colleagues, English is not my first language. Or second (it's my third). Can someone explain to me why people find puns irritating or at least categorize them as 'bad jokes' or react like 'fuck you' or 'shut up' even if in jokey way?
I find puns delightful. Literally, I will light up and write them down because they bring me so much joy that you can play around with a language like that. Every time I am able to think fast enough to come up with one as I speak (English) I am filled with pride to the point that I basically personify one of the seven sins.
You can't pun much in my first and second languages, it doesn't quite work, although I have been mindful and trying to find ways and I think I have, but as much of a mess as English is, I think the ability to pun is fantastic, I love it.
Yet every time people roll their eyes and are like 'oh no it's so bad, such a dad joke'. Am I missing something? Who decided puns are bad and have they got their affairs in order? Because I'm going to remove their kneecaps through their ears.
How did you find me, I am nobody here.
.....just...how
Hopefully I ain't gotta deal with my opposite today
How did you get that artifact I could've sworn the aldinee (al-di-knee) was keeping it safe for.c the ritual
"Yo bro can you hand me my drink, it's in the Bi Pineapple Chalice"
Is it just me or does that just look like crowley from good omens
there isn’t enough vampire media with them going out in daylight with a fruity little umbrella nowadays
Hay I would just give that too you but I ain't got it either plus just use your imagination if you think hard enough anything can happen in those brains of y'all's.
You weird little beings.
Hey does anyone else want to go and fight gods for the right to make stuff gay with a snap of your fingures
Hello humans of this perfect hellsite, I need your help. Around about a decade ago I watched a youtube video which I can no longer find. You see, it was a video with the song Rät by Penelope Scott with an image of a dark skinned girl with bright white freckles, since it was black and white or grayscale can't remember which, and heavy curly hair. So please humans of tumbler help me find this video I beg of you.
Why. Simply why, you humans are just a new type of sickness huh. Personally I'd rather just hurry up this ww3 debochal going on.
speedrunning getting fired by sending this to my boss over slack
THE UNIVERSE WATCHES US.
Ok let me explain, if you feel that little bit of like someone is watching in the back of your mind, yes that's the universe they do watch so give them a show.
Hey @i-am-a-snom after hours of research I'm possibly more confused so would you please clarify how long can a snom, like yourself, live for?
Can't sleep so I'm gonna unload sum brain thing here. Rocks have auras though it is only f#ck you energy. When something is military grade it generally means better, other than the food. Why is human dna 50% the same as bananas? If there is a complete copy of your consciousness as an ai if you die and there are no family to take your things could it just go to the ai. Finally, I'm going to start putting up ideas of inventions on here and a half-a$$ed way for them to work if any of y'all create them all I ask is that I just get at least one freebie.
Are you sure about that!?
*keeping Zeus from breaking thru the door*
I’m fine