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HELL'S GREATEST DAD
[MHA VERSION]
[Ft. All Might, Aizawa, AFO, Mic, Deku, and Class 1-A]
[Lyrics MHA Version]
AFO: Haha. Alright then...
Haha!
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Villains (puppet's version):
Dabi: Five stars! Toga: Flawless! Shigaraki: Greater than great!
OFA: Oh, with the punch of a pentagram. I wap-bam-boom, alakazam. Usually, I charge for stealing or transfer Quirks. But you get the family rate thanks dad!
Izuku: (thanks dad!)
OFA: Who needs a skeleton
(All Might), now that you've got the whole world?
(wow)
Michelin-tasting menu,"Free À La Carte" I'll rig the game for you because I'm the...
R E F!
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start!
All Might: Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun (or hero)?
Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your #1 Pro Hero?
Izuku: (That's true!)
All Might: I'm your guy, your day-to-day. Your chum, your my Mentor! Remember when I broke Aoyama out of Jail?
✨Aoyama:✨I was stuck, thank you sir!✨
Izuku: (Oh you!)
Aizawa: I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
Izuku: (aw)
Aizawa: You're like the child that I wish that I had
AFO: (uh, what?)
All Might: (uh, Excuse me?)
Aizawa: I care for you, just like a son I spawned
AFO: (Hold on now!)
Aizawa:It's a little funny, you could almost call me...
D A D !
Class 1-A: *Shocked and gasped*
Meanwhile, Todoroki: *conspiracy theory*
[AFO starts a fight throwing his fireball at All Might.]
[All Might using his Detroit Smash at AFO.]
[Aizawa had enough of them and tangled them upside down in his scarf]
All Might: They say, when you're looking for assistance. It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
OFA: Others say, that in your needy hour. There's no substitute for...
E X T R E M E P O W E R!
Who just happens to also be your
B L O O D !
Aizawa: Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud. They say The Family you choose is better
AFO: (what a bunch of losers)
All Might: Can you butt out of my song?
AFO: (Your song? I started this!)
All Might: I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
AFO: (Oh, you tacky piece of–)
Aizawa: THAT'S ENOUGH-
[MIC ENTERS]
Mic: It's me, yes it's me!
Aizawa: (Hizashi?!)
Mic: I know you were all waiting for me!
Izuku: (uh, Present Mic-)
Mic: I'm here, what a gas!
All Might: (uh, Mic-)
Mic: Took a while, but I'm present at last!
It's me,it's me...
HIZASHI!!
Everyone: ...
AFO:...Who?