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Your honor, it's literally them.
You know what? Fuck you! *horses your hunters*
New headcanon just dropped
What if elves and dwarves both do gender presentation braids but opposite so gimli thought legolas was a trans girl when they met. Thats why legolas didnt like him, he thought he was just being rude and trying to emasculate him. He only realized that it was a mistake when they became friends and gimli kept misgendering him.
Inspired by @deheerkonijn’s comic about legolas overreacting to mundane inconveniences
What if when Frodo and Sam destroy the ring and return to Gondor everyone forgets to tell them that finally Gimli and Legolas are together and then they just kiss randomly and Frodo and Sam are like:
Frodo: WTF SAM WHAT'S GOING ON?
Sam: I DON'T KNOW, MASTER FRODO
Gimli, before a battle: I'll kill more orcs than you
Legolas: I don't think so
Aragorn: Guys, it's not a competition
Gimli and Legolas: ...NOT YET
This is absolutely amazing!!! Made my day! I love this idea!
I finally made the fellowship some modern au picrew characters! Behold:
Freddo the Frog (Frodo)
-mullet boi
-“please will you take this frog i have too many”
-Lives in baggy hoodies
-been through too much
-exists off of panic attacks and harmonicas
-loves frogs
Samantha (Sam)
-bee boy
-just wants to eat potatoes fr
-excellent cook
-cottagecore
-too pure for this world
-freddo frog’s husband
-the mum friend
Theres more ⬇️
Merry Poppins
-“bruh”
-is constantly in hospital from doing something stupid
-has never felt romantic attraction in his life and doesn’t want to
-tweedledumb
-idiot number 1
-soulmates with pipe’n
-high out of his mind
Pipe’n (pippin)
-tweedledumber
-also too pure for this world
-chaotic good
-doesn’t know why he’s there but is thrilled anyway
-is very pretty but nobody realises :(
-demiromantic
-is also in hospital with merry poppins and probably aided in putting him in hospital
-idiot number 2
-also high out of his mind
-absolute menace when drunk
-arguably the best of the hobbits in the fellowship
Aragay (aragorn)
-bisexual disaster
-constantly sleep deprived
-chronically outside
-has fabulous hair idc what you say
-broromir’s husband
-probably on meth tbh
-drinks 12 espressos a day
-shares his jumper (sweater for Americans) with broromir
-very swag
-the second best hobbit father
-what every man should be
Broromir
-the bisexual disaster’s bisexual disaster
-aragay’s husband
-jock
-also has fabulous hair
-father is a crackhead
-the first best hobbit father
-people should love him more
-wears aragay’s “sweater” religiously
-dog whisperer
-looks like he could kill you but is really a cinnamon roll
-did not deserve to die
-never skips leg day
Gimlegend
-short king
-natural sprinter
-nobody tosses a dwarf
-super underrated
-married to legman
-would give superb hugs
-an actual legend
-drinks iron brew
-not so good with leg day
Legman (legolas)
-owns a collection of my little pony magazines
-sassy asshole
-doesn’t even need leg day (he is the legman himself)
-fabulous hair guy number three
-takes 45 minutes to shower
-takes “which disney princess are you” quizzes on buzfeed
-married to gimlegend
-secretly besties with his father
-aragay’s wingman
-the third bisexual disaster but not as disastrous
-has started at least three house fires
-20/20 vision
-they’re taking the hobbits to isengard
That's fair ╮(＾•＾)╭