Evil Wizard - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

I CAST DAMNATION TO HELL

"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell

ME PONDERING MY ORB BUT THAT DUMBASS PINK PUFFBALL ATE IT SO NOW I HAVE TO PONDER THAT INSTEAD

I AM NOT A CAT FUCK YOU, I CATS SHRINK SKULL

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WOULDNT BE CASTING THE SPELL WITH YOU

if i were in the room with you right now and i was casting an evil spell would you let me finish

its ok if u would try to interrupt my incantation, i get it :(

SORRY FLESHLINGS, BUT I HAVE ONE TITHE TO OFFER AND IT CERTAINLY ISNT FOR YOU.

PAY THE BONE TITHE.

PRAISE BE THE LICH KING.

ALL HAIL NAHASH.

What tithes do you come to offer your gods? 😈👿

UNETHICAL WIZARD HERE, WARLOCKS ARE ANNOYING BUT I WILL ALSO TURN YOUR CHILDREN INTO BUGS.

The elder mages are not anti-warlock, yall are just too fucking annoying and inconvenient.

You cant complain people hate on your spells when most of them are either gibberish or downright ILEGAL

They keep turning people's children into bugs or harassing witches and then complain about not being invited to Magick Conventions

I said what i said.

FUCK YEAH, FELLOW UNETHICAL WIZARD SPOTTED!

I SHOULD ADD 10000 BRICKS TO MY SPELL LIST

is shitty wizard just a shitty person or is he like. also shitty at being a wizard. casting knockoff spells and shit. can't even cast magic missile only has enchanted projectile

this looks like a fella who can cast 10000 bricks

I LACK TASTEBUDS. AND ORGANS. I THINK ITS BEST FOR YOUR FLOORING AND MY BONES CLEANLINESS IF I DONT TAKE THE TEA. THANKS FOR THE OFFER THOUGH.

I AM OFF TO WREAK MORE HAVOC, GOODBYE

I CAST DETONATE BOOKSHELF

I am an eldritch horror, your spells have no effect on me. Besides, I have many magical and otherwise defenses set up anyways so even if it could do anything, it would be stopped

Anyways, would you like some tea? It's a special brew I made myself

FINE.

I CAST TELEPORT LAWN.

I CURSE YOU WITH : BESTOW PRONOUNS! YOU PRONOUNS HAVE BEEN RANDOMIZED

FUCK YOU I CAST 600 KILOGRAM TOENAILS.

Fucked up dark evil wizard spell; evaporate bladder.

See how you get out of that jam, fucklehead

Booping with malicious intent

Bip bop bam

You are now on fire.

Super boop.

This will not stand!

Evil Boop!

A powerful wizard

I went to see King Lear at a theatre a little bit ago. While waiting for it to start i drew a Lich King....