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Spain should've won. The world has zero fucking taste. What the fuck. I was in awe the entire time.

Tanzen Europe 🕺

VERKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carrying the phone to the living room to vote is like being an Olympic torch bearer.

✨ esc 2023 ✨

throwing something hot in the pot here, but i actually love loreen's song👀

( my initial favorites: moldova, estonia & finnland, sweden :-D )

Zitti e buoni / Shut up and behave

Can you guess who’s my favourite of this year’s Eurovision? 

Eurovision 2018 Trouble (G/T) (Fanfic)

It was a lovely day in Lisbon, and all the artists were enjoying a nice meal of Portuguese food, Let's not forget Pastel de Natas (Custard Tarts), "So delicious" said Vanja from Montenegro, "They are so moreish, said SuRie from the United Kingdom, But someone at RTP had spiked Mikolas Josef's, Vanja's, and Rasmussen's food with growth potion, "I think I'm going to be sick", said Rasmussen from Denmark, "Me too" said Mikolas Josef from the Czech Republic, all three went in the bathroom, "AAHH" said SuRie, as a giant hand burst out of the bathroom, it belonged to Mikolas, "GIANTS", she said as the Czech singer's foot burst out the building, everyone screamed as Vanja and Rasmussen burst out the bathroom, all the other guests in the restaurant are screaming, Rasmussen picked up Netta, "I'm not your toy" she sung, but she really was a toy this time. "Get off me" said Netta, as the Danes hand wrapped around her, Vanja picked up SuRie, she screamed "Put me down!" and in a King Kong style moment, they climbed the tallest building in Lisbon, the Torre de Monsanto (according to Google, Kenny) Mikolas carried everyone on his hand to the building, "Put them down" he said, they put Netta and SuRie down, and Mikolas took his socks and shoes off, "Why are you doing that", said Jessica, "Because I want to keep a keepsake from when I was 50ft tall". A giant Jon Ola Sand walked to the building, "Oh my god, the executive supervisor too!!!" said Franka. "Don't worry, I accidentally ate some of Rasmussen's Pastel de Nata" he said, Rasmussen was cross, even when Jon Ola shrunk them back down, excluding himself, and Mikolas' shoes luckily, Rasmussen stopped after Jon Ola picked them up and took them back to the hotel.

THE END

I kinda liked the Irish ESC-Song. But appearantly there was something going on with his crotch. At some point he tried to hide behind the keyboard and fix it - but mostly his cameltoe was right into our face. Me and my gay friends screamed like crazy of course.

IM WATCHING EUROVISION HOLY SHIT BAMBI THUG ILY IM NOT ABLE TO VOTE BUT I AM MANIFESTING THAT TEHY GET TO THE FINALS SO HARD OMG SDKLJASLDGALUAE

I did not expect this amount of esc content from this blog but it is very welcome :)

obviously can't say which song this one is... but if you know you know.

✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

Now how the hell did Israel make it and not Netherlands 😭😭