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Harry: Well maybe I don’t want your cuddles
Draco: Mmh okay *walks away*
Harry: WAIT NO! I SAID MAYBE! COME BACK DRACO!
harry: I will not hesitate to strangle you. draco: Can you even reach my neck?
Draco: Why did you take points off Slytherin!?
Harry: Because your son cast a hex on Smith
Draco: Which one?
Harry: James Sirius
Draco: He's only my son when he's adorable. The rest of the time is yours! I didn't hex people when I was a student!
Harry:...
Draco:... And get caught. I wasn't an idiot
Harry: DRACOOOO CAN YOU COME INTO THE BATHROOM
Draco, thinking that Harry wants to shower together: Of cour— Harry, what the fuck happened?
Harry, stuck in the toilet: I fell in...
Adoption
"You tell the best bedtime stories, Harry," Scorpius said sleepily as he cuddled into Harry's side.
Harry placed a kiss on the little blond head. His heart bursting with fondness.
"Could you stay here for a while longer?" he asked stifling a tiny yawn.
"Of course Scorp," he replied sharing a smile with Draco who was leaning against the doorframe.
Content and drowsy, Scorpius placed his head on Harry's chest and mumbled, "I love you, dad."
Harry looked up at Draco, each unable to contain their radiant smiles.
April Prompt #9 - @drarrymicrofic
Harry : what are you doing ?
Draco : writing a poem for you
Harry : show me
Draco : *hands over the page with one line *
Harry : thou is my soulmate
Harry : ...
Harry : who the fuck is thou !?
(What have happened to my posts )
Draco: Let’s get drunk!
Harry: No. We’re not getting drunk.
Draco: What! Why?
Harry: Last time you kept proposing and crying when I told you we were already married.
Draco: I thought you meant you married someone else named Draco.
Harry: Ron move I'm pregnant.
Ron: What? How?
Hermione: He saw Draco doing push ups without his shirt on.
Ron:
Harry:
Hermione:
Draco from the other side of great hall: Potter, they say, pregnant sex is very pleasuring. Wanna try?
Draco to Harry : Would you like to stay for dinner ?
Scorpius, from the kitchen : WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOR EVER ?
Harry: I will not beg and get on my knees for any man!
Hermione:*Laughing* Is that so?
Harry: Yup!
Draco: *Enters The Room*
Harry: Okay....
Harry: Maybe there's exceptions after all.
Harry: *Hugs Ron, Crying*
Ron: What's wrong, mate?
Harry: Draco said he doesn't love me anymore.
Ron: Wha-
Draco: I never said that!
Harry: *Sobs* Then what did you say!?
Draco: I said you're not allowed to eat another treacle tart.
Harry: *Sobs harder* It's the same thing!
Harry *trying to talk dirty* : I've been a bad boi daddy
Draco *smirks* : yeah ? *Leans in and whispers* Tell me. what have you done ?
Harry :
Harry *cracking* : I've caused the death of everyone that's loved me before-
Draco : o my god Harry no-