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Speirs: So... who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Lipton: I did, I broke it-

Speirs: no, no you didn’t, Muck?

Skip: don’t look at me. Look at Malark!

Malarkey: what? I didn’t break it.

Penkala: huh, that’s weird, how’d you even know it was broken?

Malarkey: because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken

Skip: ...suspicious.

Malarkey: no, it’s not

Liebgott: If it matters, Web was the last one to use it.

Webster: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!

Liebgott: oh, really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Webster: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Joe!

Lipton: Okay, okay. Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ron.

Speirs: No. who broke it?

Malarkey: Speirs... Buck’s been awfully quiet.

Compton: Really?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Speirs: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll all be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces an a pig’s head on a stick.