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Coach put me on a new diet, said it will make be swim better. I think I need a new washing machine because all my clothes are shrinking. I hardly ever wear a shirt anymore because most of them fit like crop tops. And I can’t swim better because of my swim shorts being too tight. But these are new and I haven’t washed them yet. These are the size I always get. A medium!

No fatty. Your clothes aren’t shrinking, your just expanding. That new diet the coach is putting you on is making you get fatter and fatter. Wonder what you will look like In a month or 2.

okay so all of those snacks are starting to fill me

Since staying with his grandma over the Christmas holidays, jakes has put on 6 kg. She said he needed some “meat on his bones” and she’s certainly done that! She baked a cake for him each day and kept him constantly full over the 2 weeks. When he finished his plate at dinner she would always put an extra 2 spoonfuls on his plate and he would feel bad so would eat it. Everyday he was bloated past comfort and never left the house since all his clothes were too tight and would show his expanded gut. Good job he never stayed longer. Who knows how big he would have gotten.

i cant drive so anytime i need a lift places my friend always takes me. Since he won’t take my money i pay him in donuts to thank him. unfortunately after just 2 months of this he has gained 20 pounds and is now starting to notice his gains but he will only get bigger as i know he won’t refuse some donuts.