Aphmau Minecraft Diaries - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

The Relic finds its Host

He took a step, but then felt tired He said, "I'll rest a little while" But when he tried to walk again He wasn't a child And all the people hurried fast, real fast and no one ever smiled

Blue lips, blue veins Blue, the color of our planet from far, far away

Living in the shadow of what you're meant to be

All thinga in universe, cosmos, fanon and canon is as it should be 😌

I'd like to acknowledge the Batman fandom and the Aphmau fandom (I know, weird combo) for the different ways they handle the anniversary of a major character death.

Like, on the anniversary of the day Jason Todd died the Batman fandom is like, "Aw, this is the day Jason Todd died, that's so sad. He's such a good character, so well written and relatable and cool. Let's all make fanart and talk about how much we love him"

And then the Aphmau fandom on Aaron's death day all just collectively come together to go, "fuck that guy! That guy sucked, so glad he's dead honestly, he was a shit character!"

I just think the way that these two fandoms celebrate their Jason's death is really funny, cause one comes together to love and show support for a character, and the other comes together to show support in hating a character.

Say what you want about the Aphmau fandom but they sure do know how to come together when it comes to hating something.

"Crows kidnapped my eyeballs and held them for ransom" is Quote of the week. Congrats 👏 👏

When Irene healed Laurance's eyes, it still wasn't a perfect healing. He has passable vision most of the time, but it's definitely not 20/20.

And not only that, he has very visible scars on his face around his eyes, because it LOOKS like someone cut his fucking eyes out while he was thrashing and screaming. Y'know, because Gene. But he can't really explain that without admitting to being a Shadowknight, so whenever someone asks under circumstance where he's trying to hide it, he just gives a different stupid answer every time. Like:

"Got into a fight with 12 angry hedgehogs."

"Ah, you haven't met my sister?"

"I misbehaved and lost my pretty privelage."

"Crows kidnapped my eyeballs and held them for ransom."

"Do you ever just get really itchy?"

"Happened when I hit puberty, y'know?"

"Cooking is hazardous."

"Too much fish."

"In my defense, it seemed like a good idea at the time."

"Oh this is standard in where I'm from. It's a rite of passage."

"Well my lord has a really mean cat-"

And he just has these prepared whenever they go anywhere. The first time it happens, Garroth starts getting prepared to step in and change the subject in case it gives them away, but then Laurance says "Oh, these? The result of a tragic doomed affair with a seamstress" in a complete fucking deadpan and then Garroth is just like 'what', and then Laurance comes up with a whole fucking story on the spot, and he just does this every time.

It's gotten to the point where every so often Dante or Nicole or Dale will ask Laurance what happened to his eyes just to see what he comes up with this week, like playing Munchausen.

Shadowknight lore, my beloved 😍

More info dumping time! so basically Gene, Laurance, Sasha, and Vylad Are like high levels of Shad's army and they're the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse like his generals. In order of which one they are and what their powers are:

Gene: Famine, everything he touches rots

Laurance: War, causes madness around him like a violent mass hysteria pretty much lotta violence

Sasha: Plagues creates a poison gas that kills people almost instantly

Vylad: Death can summon an undead army and see people die a kinda future vision

Pretty much all their surface-level powers I'm so not good at writing down my thoughts in a way that makes sense lol