Same Here, My Dear Friend

Same here, my dear friend

Being the middle child is great because you know everything that goes on in the house and get the most pressure put on you and yet somehow you’re still invisible and forgotten

Alastor being secretly tech savvy is my favorite thing tbh and also being a gossipy media bitch who used to hang out with the Vees bc I like to imagine Val thirsting after Vox but always walking into shit like this:

Valentino, busting Vox's door down to seduce him: ): Ugh this guy is in your room again? Are you fucking?

Vox, currently being used as Voogle: ...

Alastor: Not now Vox's boytoy I'm trying to get the deets on if Queen Elizabeth is dead yet

Idk why but I really want a little snakey noodle

Alright so, still on the wings thing with Radioapple since wings are fun.

Wing boners. AKA a knee-jerk wing fluffing and/or wing summoning when the wing-haver is sexually aroused. Angel Dust is introduced to the concept because of Husker and delights in making his kitty's wings flap when he figures out what Husker finds attractive. He notices Vaggie, after having her wings return, also has to deal with her wings popping out at odd times when Charlie does something attractive (she nearly flipped Niffty through a seventh storey window when Charlie revealed a new dress once).

What he doesn't expect is Lucifer. The King seems to be in complete control of his wings at all times, only releasing the set of three when and if he wants to. Until Alastor, after a bad night feuding with Vox over the radio frequencies, trudges downstairs drained and sleep-deprived and sans his usual jacket revealing an extremely well-fitted shirt and a fluffy deer tail that everyone has suspected he had but no one could confirm.

Boom, Angel watches in disbelief as Lucifer's six wings appear with a soft puff of displaced air though no one notices but him, distracted as they are by sexy sleepy Alastor on the hunt for caffeine.

And so begins Angel Dust attempting the most complex matchmaking mission ever devised as he tries to get Lucifer to act on his clear attraction by getting Alastor entangled in vaguely sexy mishaps. (He spends a week trying to figure out how to convince Alastor to wear a sexy maid outfit but ultimately decides that he likes his head where it is and not being digested by an irritated Overlord. Besides, sexy nun suits him way better.)

This also has the unfortunate side effect of attracting Vox since sexy Alastor is like crack to him, but it turns out to be more fortunate than Angel thought because if you give Lucifer some competition (even thoroughly unrequited) he'll leap in head first and might forget to ask questions later.

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Not really an ask, but can everyone comment their favorite radioapple fics? I need recs

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Same here, buddy...

Same here...