*gets Nuked* *looks At Imaginary Camera* What Just Happened

*gets nuked* *looks at imaginary camera* what just happened

bro alpha/omega aus are wild why is Batman calling Superman his omega

I'm so scared if there's a real telepath in the world like my head is messed up man please don't go in there

romcom trope where they're actually not dating but their friends treat them like they are and both of them are like "oh my god did I misread the signs?" and just continue to date each other with makes them think "oh yeah we're definitely dating" even when they're not and they're both thinking it

me after telling someone what their problem is and dipping when they ask me for a solution

don't get me wrong, I love Raven, but every time she says something about Charles that makes it seem like he's a useless self absorbed bastard I want to shave her feathers