The Iron Wanker Is Perfect For Him, But I Personally Love The Iron Maidenless More Because I Now Have

The Iron Wanker is perfect for him, but I personally love the Iron Maidenless more because I now have an image of Needles getting fucking pissed because someone sent him some variations of the "No Bitches?" meme which would be amazing.

Needles compared himself to an iron maiden, but he uses he/him pronouns. Here are some more masculine-coded versions of the phrase, which have the side benefit of conferring to Needles the level of respect he deserves:

The Iron Incel

The Iron Unfuckable

The Iron Maidenless

The Iron Foreveralone

The Iron Wanker

happy wednesday to all my fellow aroace folks

Keep on potatoing you small potato

character: i like potatoes! fanon character: potatoes are my entire personality!

amen

Me seeing "aromantic", "asexual" and "aroace" trending on Valentine's day

Alice does seem like the person who would pursue a relation just because the other persons name is an anagram of hers.

Personally I don't think this will happen (and if it does it will go nowhere) because Alice seems to have done her best to completely disconnect her personal life and work life, and dating a coworker would be the second biggest connection between the two (the biggest is straight up living in your place of work for whatever reason (hey wait a minute))

Alice immediately clocked in on Sam crushing on Celia because they're exes. She knows him well enough to notice something in his behavior that indicates him liking someone.

What is that thing, you ask?

Sam offering her Alice's hot chocolate.

That's right folks! Sam's love language is offering nice comforting drinks and committing crimes together.

Now, where have we seen that before?

jesus christ... the flashbang this post is is absurd and was completely unexpected

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES