Yuskebub - Yuskebub

Oh shit that reminds me. I need to go and vote for the assholes that I ‘want’ for my county. Fuck!

Well thank god

psychological researcher placing a marshmallow on a plate: I just have to step out of the room for a bit and then when I come back you can eat this.

me: *nods solemnly*

researcher returning to find two marshmallows on the plate: what the fuck

I DONT KNOW! MAYBE HE KILLED A DUDE AND STOLE IT! 😱

@magpie-allosaurus I don’t even know what I’ve created. 😂

Plz help. I think he might blow my fucking brains out of he realises that I was his creator. 😬

1k notes and I’ll send this to my Very transphobic Very christian parents