@magpie-allosaurus I Dont Even Know What Ive Created.

@magpie-allosaurus I don’t even know what I’ve created. 😂

Plz help. I think he might blow my fucking brains out of he realises that I was his creator. 😬

Oh shit that reminds me. I need to go and vote for the assholes that I ‘want’ for my county. Fuck!

this is one of the funniest jokes in the entire series and it happens like two minutes into the first episode

I DONT KNOW! MAYBE HE KILLED A DUDE AND STOLE IT! 😱

@magpie-allosaurus I don’t even know what I’ve created. 😂

Plz help. I think he might blow my fucking brains out of he realises that I was his creator. 😬

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

This is genuinely terrifying. I thought my phone was having an earthquake!