Ok But A Plot Where One Character Is Likelalalala I Need A Summer Job, Lalala Ill Just Flip Burgers,

ok but a plot where one character is like “lalalala i need a summer job, lalala i’ll just flip burgers, it’ll be fun!! lalalalalalala–it appears i am now employed by a restaurant that is a front for the local money laundering operation” and the other character’s family runs said operation???

pls give me “we’re exes who ended on kind of shitty terms but are trying to ‘stay friends’ anyway, and we occasionally sabotage each other’s dates, get drunk and fuck, scream and fight until four in the morning and still refuse to acknowledge maybe we’re not quite as over each other as we like to think we are.”

"jury's still out." she shrugs a shoulder then, head tilting a little as she looks at him, considerably amused. just as how determined as she is in making friends, with him in this case, she supposes it wouldn't be weird for someone to be against it just as much. but for the lack of other options, he would just have to suck it up. "wait, that sounds like you consider yourself not up to standard. do you actually think so? i think you're pretty interesting! and you look cute, so i thought i would say hi." his commentary leaves her bewildered, though she doubts her impression of him would matter much, considering he barely seems interested in making friends. but it's not her biggest problem for now, yixia's noticably pleased with the handshake, now that she also has a name to match with the face. "nice! i like your name, cyrus. and we're definitely friends now. why are you even so against me being your friend? i'm nice, i promise." as nice as she could be, even though her friends also could barely tolerate her track record of cracking bad jokes at worst timings. cyrus' earlier comment of her friends getting tired of her isn't actually all that far off from the truth, in fact. but that's an information he doesn't have to know now. "oh. our bus left me. apparently they forgot me entirely because i was in the washroom for too too long. so i'm stuck here waiting for them to circle back." now that would be her biggest problem at the moment, but at least she has some (unwilling) company.

❝ hmm, you thought wrong huh? ❞ granted, he wasn't a bad person but cyrus wouldn't blame her if she were to just scurry off in that moment. he didn't necessarily give her a reason to stay, that's for sure. ❝ a friend? pretty low bar when it comes to making friends.... or did your friends get tired of your puns already? ❞ just as he was about to taking another sip, can half-way up in the air, his eyes precariously fall to her extended hand, only for him to drop his guard just enough to shake it in return. ❝ not your new friend, but i'm cyrus, friends call me cyrus. ❞ in his attempt to be facetious, he doesn't see that her expression falls briefly before it perks right back up at his joke and gratitude. for someone who wears her heart on her sleeve, she certainly doesn't seem too bothered by his attitude. it was refreshing, in all honesty, that he hasn't driven her away quite yet. even if that had been his goal from the very beginning. ❝ what? i'm capable of saying thank you! this is the first real drink i've had all day so... yeah. kinda saved my ass. why are you even here? this isn't really a place to hang out. ❞ considering they were just sitting at a bench beside a rest stop with vending machines.

we’re exes but everyone’s got someone at this new years party and now that you’re here anyway and the countdown for the new year has begun we might as well be each other’s new years kiss but this means NOTHING and i don’t want you back. do i?

i really need a plot with two actors who are on a brand new tv show and it’s kinda awkward at first so all they do is try to make each other laugh during takes and goof off together and pretty soon it’s becoming obvious that they’re falling for each other but there isn’t any pressure from the media yet because the show hasn’t aired yet, but then the premier date hits and the show is a huge success and they have to deal with both of them suddenly being thrust into the spotlight

in true august = folklore fashion, i am going to do folklore plots so pls like this for a foklore coded starter. do specify which muse(s) u want it for!