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the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

This little piece is an ode to @snapghoul ’s Seresin twins au. I added Fritz (and his fandom-assigned storm chasing history as well). He and Tyler met at college in Arkansas, where the Wranglers got started. Then Fritz and Jake met and it was chaos.

“Shit, that’s Fritz!”

It took everything Jake had not to react when Payback called out to the newly arrived aviator. He and Fritz had been stationed together exactly once, and between the constant goading and their “insane” flying when they were paired in the air together, the brass tended to keep them separated for the good of the Navy.

That sobered him for a moment. What kind of mission was this?

Jake was surprised that Billy kept his distance during training, but he figured the other man must be waiting for just the right moment. They were all pretty focused on training.

It was a rather unremarkable Saturday after the mission that Fritz made his move.

The Dagger squad had been permanently assigned to North Island, under the command of the newly-appointed Admiral Mitchell (his husband refused to let him change his name, saying two Admiral Kazanskys would just be too confusing). They had been invited to the admirals’ home several times, and met even more admirals, and retired captains, and even a Texas Ranger! The TOPGUN class of ‘86 was certainly an interesting group.

Fanboy had cornered Fritz, asking him for more details about his storm chasing days, when Jake overheard them. “Hold up, let me show you. My old partner has a YouTube channel. It’s badass.”

Jake groaned, leaning his head against Bradley’s shoulder. “Kill me now, please.”

Rooster looked at the other aviators, confused as to what Jake’s problem was. Fritz was giggling quietly in that half-crazy way of his as he swiped and scrolled on Mickey’s iPad. “Here you go, check this out.”

Bradley caught on but held back his laughter when he heard Tyler’s voice through the speakers. “Alright, what’s up, chat?!?? Welcome back. Thank you for joining us. It’s a perfect weather day!”

Reuben and Mickey were staring wide-eyed at the screen, glancing between the scruffy cowboy Tyler on YouTube, and the perfectly put together mirror image Jake sitting curled up on Admiral Kazansky’s sofa.

“Is that…Hangman??” Fanboy’s confused voice brought the rest of the squad over to see what they were watching. Mav looked and cocked his head to the side, then narrowed his eyes at Jake.

“I didn’t know you had a twin!”

Jake looked surprised that Mav came to that conclusion from only seeing a short clip of Tyler. Most people who knew them all their lives still got them mixed up, despite their different styles and Jake’s efforts to minimize his accent (except when Bradley royally pissed him off).

Bradley squeezed his hand as if knowing the direction of his thoughts. “Dad has a twin, too,” he offered. “But I’m not sure if the Daggers are ready to meet Uncle Ethan yet…”

New au to the twin au just dropped. It’s the twin multiverse up in this b. Snap might be cookin.

What if Tyler had joined the Navy too? In this alternate universe, Tyler becomes an aviator, and the rest of his crew is also Navy. The AU remains the same: Tyler still participates in rodeo events and enjoys all his previous activities, while the Daggers remain unaware that Hangman has a twin.

Tyler’s callsign could be Wrangler or Cowboy, and his helmet would undoubtedly match the red of his truck. He might fly solo or have Boone as his Weapon Systems Officer (WSO). If Tyler flies solo, maybe Boone and Lilly the WSO, Dex and Dani as the WSO. Kate would be a pilot with Javi as her back seater, and they would all be part of the same squad, perhaps the Ghost Riders or Twisters.

Kate: Tamer or Salpulpa (Tyler’s fault)

Javi: Anvil, Lion, or Radar

Boone: Boone

Lilly: Cairo

Dani: ?

Dex: just Dex or ??

I don’t know I need suggestions for the others callsings.

The Daggers would remain unaware of Tyler's identity until the Cyclone announces a mission, when they’re assigned to work jointly with his squad. Jake’s grin would grow wider as Tyler bursts onto the scene, loud and enthusiastic, leaving the Daggers stunned and puzzled.

the devil works hard but american propaganda works harder

All of the bat kids have a “bird call” whistle unique to them, used to sound off at a distance without comms when necessary. It lets Bruce and everyone else know where they are and that they’re okay. Bruce will whistle first and they all reply. If someone fails to, he heads towards their last known location. It’s very helpful when operating outside of Gotham in more wild areas.

hypothetically… what if i wrote this

update: i wrote it

Okay so I've had this au for like two years and I've never posted it because it's a little weird but I'm gonna tell yall about it because,, yano it's been two years.

Anyway lol, it's a wrong boy who lived one, (I know, don't attack me,)

So James and Lily live, and Harry has a twin, usually named Charles. I've changed it a few times. Anyway, you know the story, Tom shows and tried kapow Harry. Idk I guess James and Lily were sleeping, and are awakened by the noises.

They call Dumbledore, and he pronounces Charles the Chosen One. James decided they need to work on Charles, and prepare him for the war to come. Ultimately, they leave Harry with Petunia.

Petunia takes Harry in, but Vernon isn't happy about it. Petunia files for divorce, but Vernon denies. Petunia then turns to the magical world, for whatever reason, where she meets tall handsome Lucius Malfoy. (work with me here)

So she's a little distraught with two babies, and he's like, "Let me help you," because he thinks she is beautiful. He and Narcissa are splitting, the contract was just for a baby, which they had. They didn't love eachother. He keeps Draco, as a heir, so now he's a single father.

Lucius helps Petunia out, and gets her out of the relationship and also gain custody of Dudley. She thanks him, and they vow to stay in contact.

Which they do.

The boys get along wonderfully, and things progress between the two of them. Lucius, as to Petunias wishes, (because he loves her) buys a house in Muggle London for them, somewhere Petunia has always wanted to live. Of course the house is grand and overly large, but that's fine.

Lucius ends up working in the protection of magical children unit of the ministry, and works on making Harry Petunias legal son, so the Potters can't take him back when they feel like it. During this, he realises that a lot of abuse cases get looked over. He sorts it out, because he loves kids, and ends up with a little boy going by the name Theodore. He is also the same age as his other three boys.

So now the couple have four two year old boys wreaking havoc in their lives, and decide they want a fifth child. They try for months, but sadly, to no avail. After tests, they realise it's Lucius. He was mostly infertile, and had a very slim chance of having another biological child.

While upset, they don't let it get them down. Petunia ways wanted a little girl, but four boys was enough, she thought.

Until one day, Lucius calls her,

"Love? Right, I just came back from a house check. There's a little girl, awful conditions, and I don't want her to be abused further because of her name," Petunia knew certain names had bad associations with them, so she understood what he meant. "Can we foster her? Just until something better has been sorted."

Petunia of course days yes, because they have the space and money, and no child should go without.

Within the week, they had a small scared Pansy in their living room. She ended up staying for a little while, and when she started calling Petunia 'mummy', they decided to adopt her.

Now that they had five children, all under three, they decided to get married, and make it official.

Of course it reached newspapers- a Malfoy marrying a Muggle? But alas, the wedding was beautiful.

It was the first time Severus had seen Petunia since he was a child, and he only came because Lucius didn't have many more friends. He sort of becomes the cool uncle, who pops round once a month with cool things that their father takes away immediately.

Their lives go along peacefully, until five Hogwarts letters show up. (yes Dudley is a wizard).

Lucius isn't so sure he wants them going, but ultimately it's up to them. The children decide they want to have a tutor at home, (after all, they'd never left their mother's side and Lucius only went on missions for two nights at most,) although Dumbledore isn't very happy about that. Neither is James.

They come back for Harry, and are denied access. Now, James being an auror, barges in anyway. They are present the legal forms, and call the aurors on James. Dumbledore pushes to get Harry to Hogwarts, and come to an agreement that all five will come to Hogwarts and be flooed home every night Friday by Severus, picked up on the Sunday evening.

Chaos ensues, and all the students are Slytherin. Luckily as they have the Malfoy name, no one knows Dudley is a muggleborn. The other students are unsure on how Lucius Malfoy had three children on one year, though. It was well known Theo and Pansy were adopted.

Lucius is at the school yelling at Dumbledore way more than one should, "A troll on school grounds, Dumbledore? A TROLL?"

And when Tom comes back and all is revealed that Harry is the true boy who lived, well.

Lucius is a death eater, and Tom isn't awful so the children have a choice. They are usually kept out if harm's way, and Lucius is called on as less as possible.

Harry makes it very public that he will stand by his father, and so everyone fears for their life.

And so, a war.

(the au ends in Tomarry, lol)

Or okay you know what else I think of sometimes, with the whole “If Harry had had a good home life” and why Dumbledore needed him to not have a loving home in order to craft him into a weapon/martyr, is this: Dumbledore not even trying to stick his neck out for Sirius and not even questioning for a second him betraying James suddenly makes a lot more sense.

Because think about it: Dumbledore knows Sirius, he taught him for seven years and knew him afterwards in the Order. He's seen the love Sirius had for James, saw Sirius leave his own family and basically become a part of the Potter family and yet, to our knowledge, he doesn’t even raise a hand to help Sirius when he’s arrested, just allows him to get sent to Azkaban without a trial. Whereas Snape, SNAPE, who is a KNOWN Death Eater (and we can assume he’s done some terrible things to become a Death Eater, especially one in the Inner Circle), Snape not only gets  trial but gets off with no jail time based on Dumbledore’s word alone.

Why?! Dumbledore sticking his neck out for Snape but not for Sirius doesn’t make sense unless you look at what Dumbledore needed. Dumbledore needed Snape as a spy, and really, his plans were far better suited if Sirius was locked up, guilty or not. Because you can bet that Sirius would never have taken Dumbledore’s ‘Harry needs to stay with the Dursley’s" nonsense, he would’ve fought tooth and nail to get rightful custody of Harry, and then what? Harry would’ve grown up in a loving environment, Harry would’ve had someone to fight for him–someone with REAL knowledge of the wizarding world and (presumably since he was raised as a Black) some type of political savvy, even. Think of that! Think of the fuss Sirius would’ve raised during the Chamber of Secrets debacle. Think of what Sirius would’ve done to Rita Skeeter for printing lies about his godson if he weren’t a wanted felon. And we all know that Sirius would’ve been loyal to Harry over Dumbledore, and that was a problem.

tl;dr: Dumbledore is a sketchy mofo and I hold him partially accountable for Sirius Black’s suffering, and like 95% accountable for Harry’s.

“I swear fealty to you, Clarke kom Skaikru. I vow to treat your needs as my own and your people as my people.” - Lexa

This scene killed me

Buy prints and stuff :p

Must be an important raccoon.

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

My love, my life, my satan??

#Big Mood

My mom: *gives birth to me*

Me: thanks, I hate it

Season 13 Gag Reel

been trying to draw a skull everyday for the past couple months, and now my skulls dont look,,, too bad