It Always Confused Why Everyone Would Arrive At Bilbos House Separately If They All Traveled To The Shire

it always confused why everyone would arrive at bilbo’s house separately if they all traveled to the shire together but then i realized. that trick gandalf pulls on beorn. where he has everyone come in slowly instead of all at once. its the same thing hes doing to bilbo.

now the question remains: is this gandalf’s go-to plan when trying to make someone okay with having 13 dwarves in their house, or does he view bilbo and beorn as both uniquely unhinged individuals who need to be handled like a wild animal that could bite at any minute? i need to Know

“I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you,” is one of the rawest lines in all of fiction and it pierces me like a blade every time I hear it

NO FUCKING WAY I PLAY A FIRBOLG DRUID!

firbolg druid miku!!!

monk tomorrow o7

ever get so bored-

headcannon that once legolas and gimli realize they can kiss each other; it’s game over. assuming they have their first kiss in edoras, it only makes sense that each night henceforth they would need to spend at least 1-3 hours making out.

who needs sleep when you have tongue wrestling?