I Found The Post!

I found the post!

life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

I think you mean "Bass Pro Conservation Critters HORNY Salmon Plush".

Bass Pro Conservation Critters Salmon Plush

*inhales sharply* Okay, what you need to do is run because this means your opponent is using a CUSTOM SPELLBOOK and therefore they could have fricking anything in there. Best case scenario; nothing they try works. Worst case scenario; they pronounce a spell in exactly the wrong way to blow up the planet!!!

And sure, maybe it isn't the worst case scenario, but I highly doubt it's the best either. On average, the contents could range anywhere from "original spells they're pulling out of their butt" to "spells that demonstrate an understanding of magic the likes of which has not been seen on this earth".

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

Oh, absolutely yes.

every word out of guillermo del toro’s mouth is the most hardcore thing i’ve ever heard and he says it all so casually like he doesn’t even realize how much of a gothic visionary he is 

I did, in fact, take my pills! Thank you for asking!