I Need AM Yelling Comically Loud At Ted/Benny Especially I'm Sobbing "BOOOOOO" / "L Bozo" / "Skill Issue"

I need AM yelling comically loud at Ted/Benny especially I'm sobbing "BOOOOOO" / "L bozo" / "Skill issue" / etc GIGGLING LMAO

ihnmaims: the game except the only thing that is different is that whenever you're playing any of the characters and they make a stupid, corny / snarky remark when looking at something or responding to something AM goes "BOOOOOOOOOOO" comically loudly, throws a tomato at the sprite, and then you're blinded with tomato juice for the next 20 minutes to the point of the game being unplayable until your vision clears

new fic soon real??? (no I need 2 finish other things first)

*holds microphone up to pookie, do you wanna give me ideas for a mermaid/sea monster dazai / pirate chuuya AU? /nf :33

OOO that sounds fun, i can give you some headcanons that might help!!

i'm lowkey getting Moby Dick vibes, but instead of Chuuya searching for a great, mythical white whale, it's just a Dazai. :3

merman/sea monster Dazai ideas:

Chuuya's out here illegally fishing in uncharted waters because no one can tell him what to do and the waters far out to sea are quite literally a lawless land, but he's racing against time competing against other pirates

Dazai's supposed to be worth a pretty penny back on land, but all the fishing villages Chuuya came upon on land only spoke of some sort of vague creature that may or may not exist, so he's just patiently waiting until his line catches something out of the norm. he throws back all the fish and sharks he accidentally hooks.

Chuuya keeps changing his bait, and eventually he hooks something that says 'OW' and uhh, fish aren't supposed to talk?? when he looks over the railing and sees a tail flopping around above water, he's so confused and turns around and questions the nearby crew if they're messing with him, because it isn't funny

as he's reeling the line in slowly, the hook is caught in Dazai's tail :( Dazai flails around in midair and tells Chuuya, "Unhand me, heathen!" and smacks his tail against the ship

Chuuya's STILL confused, and did he accidentally drink seawater or something because is he hallucinating or seeing this right? a sea creature is speaking to him? he thinks it's a man who went overboard and he's not sure how he feels about saving this guy, Dazai's kinda staring daggers up at him despite being upside down

Dazai's in the bargaining phase and offers to lead Chuuya and his pirate crew to the great undersea treasure lost at the bottom of the ocean if he lets him go, dammit

a crewmember warns Chuuya this guy might actually be a siren trying to lead them all to their deaths. Chuuya thinks he has a good point, and threatens to harpoon Dazai. Dazai continues wriggling around and eventually frees himself and flops back into the water

still irritated by his poor tail getting caught, Dazai seems to retreat for a while and the waters become calm again until he returns with a vengeance and starts throwing things at the ship's hull, springing a leak

now Chuuya's annoyed because he worked hard for a lot of money for this ship and this guy won't leave them alone. he hears some sort of scratching like human fingernails against wood at some point, and when he looks over, he sees Dazai slowly crawling up the side of the ship?? it actually spooks him a lil when Dazai reaches the top

other Dazai/Chuuya hcs:

Dazai has pretty, iridescent scales that get duller if he's sick :(

he'd actually have a really pretty, albeit haunting, singing voice as a siren, but he sings about strange things like his prey's greatest fears. (he sings about loss and the crippling void left by losing everything he holds dear to Chuuya)

Dazai being some kind of underwater shapeshifter who can turn into a basilisk; you know you have the right guy because Dazai has literal snake eyes, forked tongue optional. and the sky turns dark and drizzled. he's just a sleepy, ancient guy and wants to be left alone and Chuuya's Not Wanted

admittedly, pirate!Chuu was in this for the money and/or poaching, but the fact Dazai speaks creeps him out

Dazai was rumored to be some sort of great leviathan who took no prisoners and this caught Chuuya's interest; a crewmember goes 'eek!' when they look overboard and see several glowing pairs of eyes looking up from the dark water

the bounty on Dazai's head turns into something more than just a trophy, people by the shore are legitimately terrified and Chuuya, as a renowned pirate, takes it upon himself to crack the case (probably a bad idea)

merman!Dazai likes sunbathing when he gets the chance, and he's accidentally beached himself a few times. sand does NOT feel good against his skin nor scales

alternatively: Chuuya's line hooks itself into one of Dazai's gills :(

jesus fucking christ

i have issues

guys i've missed a lot of BSD, what the fuck is happening with Fyodor rn??? last I knew he like...took over bram's body????? hhhuuh??

There's just something about the rubble only being visible in Fyodor's shadow in this panel.

Something about how he destroys everything he touches, about how misery and ruin is all he's capable of creating, about how everything that's happening, has happened, all comes back to him.

Shadows usually obscure things from view, but darkness is all Fyodor is, that's where he's revealed.

IANABIYS CHAPTER 8!!!!

real read it here / SingToMeSweetTemptation on A03 (fic is called I am no angel but I am your savior)

:3 had lots of fun writing this chapter so I hope y'all enjoy reading it

about the new chapters...?

[spoilers, obviously[

I have an idea/theory-- it may be dumb, but like, If you kill (somehow?) amenogozen/hirotsu's God having ass, and if that's technically an ability, wouldn't Kenji, Kunikida, Tanizaki, and Teruko all come back some how? I'm personally thinking that if Dazai finds a way to kill it, or/plus Fyodor--with his nullification ability activated--it'd rid of them and bring everyone back. Idk going out on a limb here, kinda. Sure, Dazai's in the prison in (what, france was it?) with Chuuya, unconscious Sigma, and Nikolai (I think), but Dazai also has plot armor as well as Chuuya and Atsushi. iiiidkkkk maaan, if Dazai manages to appear and nullify Fyodor, which results in Amenogozen dying because the stupid fucking seal thing, i'm shitting myself.

Also, random, but I saw somewhere once that Natsume only "interjects" when there's a world-ending-deadly-thing about to happen, yet he hasn't been seen once. So, does that mean that whatever Fyodor's doing rn will be ended, or will it not be "world-ending"?