What Even Is A Blog?

What even is a blog?

Greetings traveler!

You must answer this this with a yea or nay to continue on your way.

Dost thine mother know you’re gay?

This joke is a bit outdated, might fly over some people’s head.

What is the difference between science and religion?...

Science builds planes and skyscrapers, religion brings them together.

I dox her address, drive her home, break into her house, place her on the couch, leave, and pretend it never happened. It would be highly dishonorable to attempt to kill her while she’s defenseless, you think I get paid to kill heroes? Being a villain is a hobby, and it’s no fun if it’s easy.

As a Villain, one night, someone knocks on your door, you open it and there she is, the most famous invulnerable heroine of the city, completely drunk and with many bruises, as soon as you realize who she is, she passes out into you arms.

Personally, I tend imagine a story in my head for three+ years, have a bunch of random nonsensical information lists about it, and then write the entire thing at a terrifying efficiency all at once. I then go back and fix all the inconsistencies, then I research good examples of the things I did, then I fix everything again.

Not a plotter

Not a pantser

Not plotser or planster

But a secret fourth thing (solves my stories like a sudoku)

Progress update; I’m a lazy fuck with adhd, I’ll keep you posted.