GUYS LOOK AT WHAT MY BOYFRIEND @cursed-cat-archive MADE

GUYS LOOK AT WHAT MY BOYFRIEND @cursed-cat-archive MADE

ITS US BUT MAKE IT DAVEKAT

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I aCCIDENTLY DELETED MY MASTERLIST FUCK MY LIFE

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Pls,,kankri kissin headcanons,, smoochin

He has no lips. How will he get a kiss kiss? Very ugly no kiss for him.

Kankri Vantas kissing headcann9ns

He’s very very cautious about kissing. He’s very touch starved, as most of the characters are in this series except for nepeta (personal headcannon), but he’s just to distrusting of people that he can’t bring himself to physically touch another person.

If you want to even try and get close to him you’d need to be very very careful. Stating that you are going to touch him to make sure you don’t trigger him.

He’s very very nervous. He almost sweat as much as horuss. It was that bad.

He only allows one from of physical contact without a trigger, and its brushing his hair.

But by the time he’s use to you touching him, he’ll be very very excited to get more kisses and smooches.

He loves it when you kiss his forehead, it doesn’t matter if you’re taller than him or shorter than him. A kiss on the forehead makes him so estatic.

He also loves kissing you on the cheek and hand. He finds it very intimate and loving. But if you want to know about the real shit™️ lemme tell you

Kissing him on the lips is very estatic. Literally. Every time you kiss - he swears he can fly can’t you feel his heart beat fast, he wants this to last. Keep him by your side - it’s like sparks fly. He loves wrapping his arms around your back and holding you close. As if the second he’d let go of you, you’d be gone forever.

YEAH YOU COULD SAY I GET ALL THE BITCHES 😎😎

Hey can I get a matchup I’m pansexual, poly and non-binary! I’m 5’2. I’m a mage of breath with a canun lime sign. I do cosplaying and witchcraft! I also skate and knit(I’m not good at it) I also can’t talk to people or keep up a conversation and I just end up rambling a ha ha. Also you seem really cool and I love how to write!

[[C-cool? Me???]]

I'd ship you in a throuple (that's the word right?) with Latula Pyrope & Mituna Captor. Chances are you're the one brain cell between the three of you so please for the love of Gog...be that good dose of balance needed.

It doesn't matter if you're good at it or not, Mituna will think youre the coolest thing on any set of wheels (bike, skateboard, rollerskates or blades) and Latula is happy to have a partner who can provide balance like the emblem on her clothes. You can have cosplay adventures with Mituna- something that may even be cathartic for him, knitting and discussions of witchcraft with Latula (who finds it totally interesting), and naturally skate dates with the three of you. There's no shortage of adventures in this relationship with what may even be the most mundane activities.

You have the patience for Mituna on his bad days and the strength for Latula when being so carefree just doesn't work. At the beginning the relationship may feel a bit like you're a third wheel but really you become the glue that keeps all the pieces together. Latula adores the sweater you knitted her even if one sleeve is longer than the other- you made it for her and she's happy to lay beside you chatting away while she holds your yarn. Mituna loves that you carry a first aid kit, just for him with as many bumble bee items as you could find (ice pack, bandaids, nevermind the time you took to make yellow and black stripes on a roll of gauze). Neither of them mind if you're feeling rambly- they're happy to listen, you could speak gibberish and they'll make up a nonsense language just to play along. Or if you're feeling quiet- Mituna can stream of conscious speak enough for the three of you.

Some favorite memories are summer evenings after a day of skating around everywhere, getting good food, and just watching stars and fireflies while listening to music. Cuddle puddled up on a blanket and things are just...good. It's a feeling of being whole and at home, of being loved unconditionally and simply accepted. You keep everything together and make life infinitely better.

🈺️matchups : open🈺️

Can I have platonic friendship headcannons with Jake English? thanks!

I won’t break your heart again! (Maybe)

Jake English pale headcannons

Jake👏doesn’t👏know👏how👏to👏process👏his👏emotions👏

When he first met you he immediately got nervous in fear that you might like him. It broke his heart that such a good friend like you would get their heart broke by him!

But as the friendship continued he began to feel things for you. A bubbling happy feeling whenever you were around. He thought he had fallen in love with you.

He immediately rushed things and went in guns blazin literally. He immediately ran to you and kissed you.

It was so, strange. The second he kissed you, it felt horrible. You both pulled away and started at eachother. Horrible. It felt disgusting in your mouth.

Like kissing your brother. He immediately apologized and tried to explain why he kissed you. It ended up with you both laughing and gaging cause of the kiss.

He began to give you platoic kisses from them on. A quick kiss on the lips or on the cheek. Ya know like how some parents kiss their kids on the lips when they very young? Like that!

Kiss kiss for you!

You were always together from then on. He’s always holding your hand, hugging you, making sure you’re okay. You guys go in friend dates with dirk.

But... things change don’t they? Jake started dating Jane. They got married. Jane began to cheat on him with gamzee.

Things change, don’t they?

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The Crocker estate was lovely. Jake had brought you with him once he married Jane. Things were sick now. Sick and twisted. Jake began to talk to himself. He stopped trying with Yiffy.

It was now your job as jakes best friend to care for him and his family. You took care of yiffy, you cleaned the house, you cooked. Everything.

What did you get? An Jane coming on to you. You betrayed him, and slept with her. His only friend, the only person who cared about him. Betrayed him.

It was sick and disgusting. He stopped speaking to you. You were just another speck in the wind of betrayal. And now he wasn’t making sure you stayed, it was Jane.

Your best friend was gone.