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9 months ago

A song about a teenage girls life? Heh.. You know who this reminds me of?... *shows a picture of two middle aged men, who—more likely than not—should kiss*

9 months ago

barbara gordon: I hope paul blart just becomes one of those things that just continues to get sequels for absolutely no reason where the sequels try to be bigger than the last and it gets to the point of where they just send him into space.

dick grayson: Paul Blart Mall Cop.

cassandra cain: Paul Blart Mall Cop 2.

jason todd: Paul Blart Mall Cop 3.

stephanie brown: Paul Blart Mall Cop 4: The Final Chapter.

tim drake: Paul Blart Mall Cop 5: A New Beginning.

duke thomas: Paul Blart Mall Cop 6: Blart Lives.

damian wayne: Paul Blart Mall Cop 7: The New Mall.

luke fox: Paul Blart Mall Cop 8: Paul Takes Manhattan.

jean-paul valley: Paul Blart Mall Cop 9: The Final Mall Cop.

bette kane: Blart X.

kate kane: Paul Blart vs. Larry the Cable Guy.

barbara gordon: Paul Blart (2046 Remake).


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9 months ago

When someone says they like Batman and you have to slowly find out if it’s “Batman is super cool and I like the few movies I saw” like or “here are all the robins and my top 16 or smth of all the kids” like

9 months ago

Business idea: NFT's but they're snails


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9 months ago

the author's barely-disguised desire for a club sandwich

9 months ago

After everything that's happened during catalyst war Marshall should be allowed to confess his love to Nathan. He deserves it

9 months ago

EVIL! I CURSE APON THY WORLOC!

9 months ago

someone should write the Bible using only McDonald's chicken nuggets

9 months ago

bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

Bruce: Finally, Someone Who Understands !!! Isnt Sharing Your Mind And Body With A Monster The Worst????

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9 months ago

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???


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9 months ago

Draw your oc's having a mental breakdown. Draw them wiping the blood (via a bloody nose) off their face with the palm of their hand. Draw them with snot running down their face as they curled into a ball against their bedroom door. Draw them sliding down the wall outside of a public bathroom. Do it.

9 months ago

Should I try to salvage this??? (Art under the cut)

Should I Try To Salvage This??? (Art Under The Cut)

It's for a Thad and Bart au I haven't kept up with for a minute ;_;!!!!


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9 months ago

why do Gotham villain men get to be funny weird guys but Gotham villain women have to be sexy.

let's have a male villain with a glistening six pack and bulge striking weird poses that make no sense. he would have crazy boobs that batman can't stop staring at. and then let's have a funny lady villain wearing an inflatable ostrich suit going honk honk or something. Come on.


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9 months ago

there's something about superheroes that just make them so musical

like it's so easy to imagine them singing and dancing and all that

like you have to be a theater kid to be using tights and tiaras


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