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Toshinori Yagi x Reader
nsfw
He was such a mess. Scarred hands shook when they traced your form. Gulping loudly, when he heard your pleasured sigh, he gripped your thighs a little harder. Trying to remind himself (again) to take it slow, he stole a sweet kiss from your swollen lips. But a broken groan slipped from him, when you did that thing with your tongue. Fuck the self control- He decided to drown himself in your love and passion instead.
Bakugou Katsuki x reader Imagine
As his eyes followed your gorgeous form with excruciating pain, he finally realized: He needed, scratch that, craved your company and the consistency of your grounding presence. All of you; body, mind and soul. A part of him died, when you passionately kissed your groom.
😭it’s always the unnamed docs, that are breaking my neck
Accidental marriage with S. Todoroki
AgedUp! & pining Shouto Todoroki x Reader
During a joint mission in America, you and Todoroki got drunk together and spontaneously married each other in Las Vegas. You were horrified when you found the official papers in the morning. With a pounding headache and nausea you apologized to Shouto for the mess and asked for a divorce. He got so offended though and grumbled, that he meant every word last night. „‘ til death do us apart, right love?“.
Prankster Reader with Class 1-A: because peace was never an option
CW: suggestive themes after the cut
🃏Putting a little dot-sticker on Iidas glasses, which looked like a specle of dust. Poor boy was trying to rub it off the entire time.
🃏A Classic: Switching up salt and pepper, which caused Momos teaparty and baking to turn into chaos.
🃏putting pink dye in Denkis shampoo when he claimed to be the King prankster of the shool. He rocked that Patrick Star look for weeks.
🃏Asking Shouto what would happen, if he placed hot oil and ice in his mouth at the same time.
🃏Placing Fake insects in the kitchen. Kirishima broke out a whistle note, when he saw the giant spider.
🃏Sneaking into the teachers lounge and asking Allmight nicely that you had important news for entire school. The gulable teacher announced them of course. Big Mistake- You started playing the pornhub drums intro and the whole facility whooped and laughed. Even Music Man lost his mind. The biggest surprise was, that you could bullshit your way out of trouble by saying "What is wrong about that nice melody?" .Cue Aizawa raising his eyebrows and saying it´s inappropriate. "But why, Sir? Where is it from?" -gaslight, gatekeep and boss around!
🃏Setting up an obnoxious alarm in bakahoes phone, after he talked smack about you. Him being absolutely flabbergasted when sounds of moaning and clapping started in the middle of Allmights class. Boy was so red when everyone and their mother looked at him. Noone, not even Midoriya, has seen him stumbling and cursing like that, when he desperately tried to turn his phone off.
🃏placing an Allmight themed thong in the boys bathroom and watching the chaos unfold. Everyone was side-eying Midoriya for days.
Imagine an argument with your lover:
Bakugou„we‘re not going to sleep upset at eachother“ Katsuki, who starts bawling his eyes out, after you left his apartment.
You didn’t want to spend the night at his place anymore and needed time to think about everything. Thinking he‘s cooling down, you left without a word. Even worse: without a goodbye-kiss or a little affirmation of ‚I love you‘.
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"some of you are miserable because you're mean" post except its "some of you are miserable because you only look at and talk about stuff you dislike"
some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
A moment of light during the siege
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refseek.com
www.worldcat.org/
link.springer.com
http://bioline.org.br/
repec.org
science.gov
pdfdrive.com
Facts
“not all men”
you’re right, my favorite fictional character would never.
Stunning queens
sonia as klimt's hygieia
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Gojo: "Domain Expansion-"
You: "Must you say that every time you spread my legs?"
isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...
Listen,,,, I saw these shorts and I just had to. Behold, mentor and mentee ft. horrible coping skills