(in)correct Bnha Quotes- Pt. 3

(in)correct bnha quotes- Pt. 3 ・・・★・・・

Bakugou: "I´ll kill you!" Reader: "Thank God" Midoriya: "You´re not wrong about the 'god' part though. Him being the -tHe gReAt eXploSion mUrder gOd DynAmiTe-" Reader: "A long ass (cute) name for a fanboy, if you asks me." Bakugou: " I´m gonna be generous.You have two seconds to run.💥" ・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・ Mineta: "what can you do?" Ayoma: "✨Well, if 16 years of looking stunningly gorgeus isnt enou-✨" Mineta: "When are you going to start those 16 years?" Ayoma: .... Mineta: .... Ayoma: "✨Andouille, you expired little diaper wearing juice-✨" ・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・ Shinsou, barely functioning off on his 4th coffee:.... Kaminari: " You look like shit, with your Gucci Eyebags" Shinsou: "You look like a stuffed poodle, shut up" Kaminari: "Are you saying I´m cute?" Shinsou:" "From the bottom of my heart: wtf" ・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・ Kaminari: "Thank you for driving with the ⚡️uber.In the event of emergency suck on a caprisun☀️Know it‘s✨gods plan✨" Sero: "Do you even have a licence?" Kaminari: "What about '✨gods plan✨' are'nt you able to comprehend?" ・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・ Reader: "It's kinda smelly in here" Monoma: "close your legs then" Reader: "You know what?!Your lips have grown into ass-cheeks, cause there is a lot of bullshit coming out" Kendo: "Touché.🤡"

The biggest lie in fanfiction is that everyone has a first aid kit in their house. I have never owned one in my life

Todays brainrot-Headcannon:🥰🥴🥰

Bakugou does not like your favourite radio channel, but listens to it anyway to keep you happy and watch you do dancey wiggles .

When he is out of country or the city, he connects to the channel -knowing damn well that somewhere- you are dancing and listening to it at the same time. Mans feels connected this way🥹

Imagine your surprise when he calls the producers and makes them play a little audio from him and your favourite song: “Hey Babe, hope you are having an amazing day. Don’t trip over your feet when you hear this next song: 🎶 “

This.

I feel like this is an unpopular opinion, but more people should read incomplete/unfinished/in-progress fanfics.

I've noticed this huge trend where creators on tiktok and tumblr who will be explaining how to use Archive Of Our Own to new users and they always say "and make sure to scroll down and click completed only" or how people will go out of their way to mention they only read completed fics 'because they were traumatized when they forgot to check the dates and didn't realize this fic hadn't been updated since 2012'.

The thing is - I think by not engaging with and/or actively avoiding writer's WIPs readers are potentially adding to the aggregate of abandoned works. Now this obviously isn't the case for all abandoned fics, anything from major life events, to loss of interest, to getting busy can be a reason for a fic getting abandoned - but at least on some level I just know that writers are quitting while they're ahead when they aren't garnering any response or feedback because reading WIPs has become unpopular. If you're worried about reading something that hasn't been updated since 2012 then you can use the date updated function to sort out old fics.

Anyways, support your favorite fanfic writers by engaging with their WIPs.

𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑'𝐒 💌: happy fathers day! even though the part before the cut is more focused on the mother-son relationship, the cut after is all about bakugo and his son. I hope you enjoy it!

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒. attempted sexual assault, the reader is implied as a female (mother), big fluff

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒. domestic!bakugo x domestic!reader, domestic!bakugo with son (platonic), domestic!reader with son (platonic), domestic!reader with daughter (platonic).

Bakugo's son is nothing like him at first. He never clung to his mama's leg, pleading with big, glossy puppy dog eyes just to be picked up as Kinnosuke did with you. He was also very sensitive, concluding that he wasn't the baby no longer ever since his newborn sister was brought into the world. He had to share his toys and your attention and thought that you didn't love him anymore.

But now at age 16-17, he's almost like bakugo's replica. He even inherited bakugo's bitch-resting face, I mean, all the bakugo pupils did; Kinnosuke just doesn't act up around you, still looking at you for guidance with a soft gaze and never swears around your presence. He tries to stay away from things he knows that'll disappoint you, but occasionally be the adolescent teen with the blood of a bakugo coursing through him, tempting him to erect trouble.

However, there was this one incident that occurred on the bus. He didn't understand why you both took the bus even when you had a car, but he didn't complain. Mothers knows best, he supposes. A man from behind you attempted to pinch your butt and nearly on instinct, he gripped onto the man's wrist and glared at him with bakugo's infamous death stare, making the enemy nearly evaporate from the heat of his scowl.

In all this, you don't recognize an assault was planned on you, just grabbing your son's hand and dragging him out of the bus. He just returns to a normal soft gaze when he looks at his mother.

It wasn't like he despised his father, he still loved him even when he's older, he just preferred you.

But he won't forget that time where they were taking a nice father-son stroll around the neighborhood on a warm day. He had his little stubby five-year-old hand engulfed by bakugo's much rougher and older ones. He walked in the inside of the sidewalk while bakugo walked to the side nearer to the street, always protective on instinct when it came to his family.

They came across a house with a large chained fence and a metal sign hung on the said fence. It was titled, "BEWARE DOG", But with his limited vocabulary, he didn't understand what it meant at the time and paid no attention to it.

That was when a Cane Corso dog shot up on the porch it was resting on and raced to meet the duo by the fence with its canine teeth exposed, barking very loudly and not in the familiar way a golden retriever would greet him.

Kinnosuke unleashes a tiny exclamation and jerks his hand out of bakugo's which he also lets out a minor gasp, then runs to his side, wrapping his dwarf arms around his leg.

The dog still fires his needless rage on the pair as bakugo lifts the frightened child from his leg and brings him to his chest without a word. He knows the dog won't do anything because it's behind a strong barrier and in whatever situation it gets ahead of the said strong barrier, he'll just hold his son high and blast it beyond space. Besides, the dog is just protecting its own family from any intruders. Kinnosuke is still a little skeptical of dogs to this day.

As they returned home, bakugo reminded Kinnosuke who was still in his arms.

"Big things are scary, but the only thing to make it stop being scary is to be bigger than itself and make it seem smaller."

It was that quote that led him to be the future's top pro-hero.

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