I Have Finally Finished Reading The Picture Of Dorian Gray; And I Can Officially Say That I Was 100%

i have finally finished reading The Picture of Dorian Gray; and i can officially say that i was 100% correct about this post

Lord Henry (gay as christmas) upon meeting Dorian Gray: *oh i’m about to go down on this rocking twink,,,first impressions matter*

Lord Henry@Dorian Gray: you will become sallow and hollow-cheeked and dull-eyed. you will suffer horribly.

Lord Henry: *he’s totally gonna go on a date with me now*

you know, it is a terrible habit to walk away from your bed while in your dreams, Darling? yes, yes... you might find yourself on a cliff edge when you wake. or worse, you could find a cornucopia of beauty and prosperity and bone. and when you wake... you’ll hear the sunday church bells ring, and you’ll realise that your dreams are the only place where youll ever find anything holy.

i know this is very out of character for my blog but my friend and i were browsing steam and he came across (don’t ask me how, i don’t want to know) this game

and he was like “wtf look at this shit”

and he showed me the comments, and we found this gem

i am one (1) page into the Captive Prince and i have a sneaking suspicion that these “Pets” are not cute, fluffy puppies and cats...

sometimes I worry I’m not smart enough to be a sexy academic and then I remember that Henry Winter didn’t know about the first moon landing

i like quoting Oh Captain! My Captain! because everyone thinks it’s this nice romantic poem about respect and love and not a lot of people actually know what happened to the captain...