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I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

As a big fall of Poe this was outrageously funny

do you guys remember a few years back the ray ban tumblr scam where people started posting about sunglasses and if you interacted with any of the links your blog would get infected and start posting about ray ban sunglasses too

Just so we got options…

inspired by this post

This would be such a cool concept to image for dragons. I am obsessed with this photo

A young American alligator (Alligator mississippiensis) rides on the back of its mother in Brazos Bend State Park, Texas, USA

by Rick Dunlap

what if unicorn cowboy