I Should Probably Post Some Content, Right? Well I Am Working On Something Rn, But It'll Take A Few Days?

I should probably post some content, right? Well I am working on something rn, but it'll take a few days? Maybe hours? So I'm gonna post some fantasy language that made while being high on my painkillers. If you see some sort of mistake in my english, feel free to correct me.

It's long, so I put it under the cut.

Also, this isn't even half of it, should I post more?

(And if you wast to use this, you have to ask me and properly credit me)

Reblogs are greatly appreciated but likes also encourage me to create more

Agûnna -- fire

Aar -- nature

Tokrë -- earth

Fael -- born

Und'ava -- water

Erres -- night

Lurrasiv -- sky

Und/unt -- fierce

Ava -- flow

Kir -- mighty

Stuff that usually gets added to the end of the noun

I -- (used to refer to a female, usually added to the end of the noun)

D -- (used to refer to a male)

Id -- (used to refer to a genderless person or a person with more than one gender)

Rd -- (used as an insult to a male person)

Ri -- (used as an insult to a female person)

Rid -- (used as an insult to a genderless person or a person with more than one gender)

Numbers

Des -- Zero

Fal -- One

Dor -- Two

Lit -- Three

Yon -- Four

Tin -- Five

Gra -- Six

Tri -- Seven

Dom -- Eight

Agye -- Nine

Wret -- Ten

Zert -- Eleven

-numbers over eleven are a combination of the digits (for example: 124 would be written as Fal-Dor-Yon)

-numbers like 22 can be written as Dor-Dor (the less used variant) or as Dor-t (the more common variant)

-numbers like 20,000 can be written as Dor-tû-Yondes (numbers with more than eleven zeroes are not used often, but number like 2,000,000,000,000 would be written as Dor-tû-Zertdes-an-Faldes (which can be translated into something along the lines of "Two and Eleven+One Zero"))

Ordinal numbers:

Falesh -- First

Dorhas -- Second

Lithes -- Third

Yonesh -- Fourth

Tinhes -- Fifth

Grahes -- Sixth

Trihas -- Seventh

Domesh -- Eighth

Agyehas -- Ninth

Wrethes -- Tenth

Zertesh -- Eleventh

Esh/has/hes -- used to establish an ordinal number

-for example forty-seventh is going to be written as Yon-Trihas

-zero is still only "Des"

belethor keeps saying: “i’d even buy one of your relatives, if you are looking to sell”.

i just realized that the dragonbones im selling him are my relatives

how to trick writers into giving you more fanfic to read

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

Now when he finally does get free–

He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

Gate closing?

who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

Lighting hitting rocks around me?

NBD BRO

Giant forest of thorns?

Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

Giant dragon of hell?

CHARGE HEAD ON.

Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

Calm down guys, I got this.

I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

Lose the shield off the cliff?

JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

Just chuck it. Straight through.

Then jump out of the way…

And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

Get the horse.

Get the girl.

EXPLAIN NOTHING.

that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.