Hi So I've Fallen Into Mandalorian Hell There's No Saving Me. I'm Also Having A Crisis Because Episodes

Hi so I've fallen into mandalorian hell there's no saving me. I'm also having a crisis because episodes 7 and 8 stole my spine and there isn't a second season yet.

So anyways I was struck by a thought. So like mandalorians just up and adopt orphans and if a kid happens to impress them they have the kiddo become a mandalorian.

So let's assume a post majora's mask young hero of time Link ends up in the star wars universe.

...How fast would Link get adopted by mandalorians?

Spoilers for pokemon swsh:

When you beat Rose you basically get to mug the CEO of Galar

I kinda want to post about my various eternatus centric swsh AUs. But like, do I make a drawing for each? Just make a massive text post? Idk

I just found out that my future college roommate gets hives if she gets too hot, And fyi I get hives if I swim in cold water.

So yeah my roommate is an absolutely perfect match

Ok so @hattricks responded to one of my posts with this

And that resonated with me on a spiritual level.

So, uhm,

Untitled eternatus game

Host: so here's the bathroom, it has unique and colorful walls, plus the sink in mint green!

Me: woah that's a really nice bathroom! I love the colors ^_^

Host: first thing we are going to do is remove the sink and repaint everything white! Also add this super generic floor tiles.

Me: YOU'RE GOING TO DO WHAT

I hate house renovation tv shows so fudging much.

Show host: so here's a house with lovely multi colored brick siding.

Me: wonderful, lovely, perfect.

Host: so we are going to remove the brick and paint it all white!

Me: wtf.