(I Love Big'n'Buff Deku To Death, But Some Short King Deku In These Trying Times, Perhaps?)

(I love Big'n'Buff Deku to death, but some Short King Deku in these trying times, perhaps?)

Kacchan wants to wear his boyfriend's clothes, but his shoulders and chest are too big for Deku's clothes to fit him right. If it was just tight, he could live with it, but it's tight enough to be UNCOMFORTABLE as hell. Like, pinching and cutting off circulation uncomfortable.

This infuriates him.

Then, Deku borrows one of Kacchan's hoodies and it fits him just fine, only a little bit loose. This infuriates Kacchan even more. If HE can't do boyfriend clothes, Deku shouldn't get to either!!

Deku is a bit baffled by how jealous Kacchan got, but offers to buy larger clothing for himself so Kacchan can borrow it??

Kacchan pouts about it for a while, but eventually buys Deku a too-large Deku-themed hoodie. And constantly steals it for himself.

Remember when Bakudeku used to be the feral one x the calm, sweet one...

Yeah, now it's the feral one x the other feral one

THEY'RE MATCHING SHOES

I thought I was in deep because of how much I liked Bakugou Katsuki aka Kacchan but some of y'all have been obsessing over his forehead for over an entire week, drawing, coloring and redrawing it in fifty positions.

That's some dedication I wish I had on my schoolwork and life in general.

Shigaraki, hand on his face, staring down at the three kids sitting on the bar stools: Dabi. What the fuck is this?

Dabi, looking up from making breakfast because big brother gene remained dormant until a couple of hours ago: oh. I tried kidnapping Shoto to piss off Endeavor- however, the broccoli right there refused to let him go unless he came along and the blonde Pomeranian kept threatening me if I took them both. So here they are.

Shigaraki, mildly impressed: you kidnapped three of UA’s top students?

Katsuki, offended: he didn’t kidnap us, dumbass! We CHOSE to come here.

Izuku, nodding along: yeah! This entire thing has been traumatizing to poor Todoroki-kun!

Shoto, sipping his juice, glancing at everyone with a blank look: very traumatizing.

Kurogori, coming downstairs because he heard movement: good morning Tomu- Dabi, why are there children at my bar.

Dabi, tired of repeating himself: listen. I just found out I can’t kidnap my own brother without his dumbass friends tagging along.

BNHA AU Ideas : All for Family

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TL;DR:  Shouta and Izuku grow up the sons of the Japan’s most powerful villain. They escape their fathers clutches and believe they are safe after they get wind of the massive battle between All Might and their father. They get a rude awakening the third day of Izuku’s first year at UA.

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