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Noelle I Looove Drawing Her Hair Like This


noelle 🦌 I looove drawing her hair like this
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Ultimate Greek Mythology guide

TITANS - precursors of the Gods
Children of Uranus (The Sky) and Gaia (The Earth)
Oceanus
Titan of Sea & Water
God of the River
Husband of Thetis
Hyperion
Titan of Light, Wisdom, & Vigilance
God of Heavenly Light/ Sunlight personified
Father of Helios, Selene, and Eos
Husband of Thea
Conus/Kronos - Saturn
Castrated his father, Uranus
Titan, Ruler of the universe
God of destructive time
The youngest child of Uranus and Gaia
Father to Hestia, Hades, Demeter, Poseidon, Hera, and Zeus
Husband of Rhea
Rhea
Titan Goddess of Healing and Childbirth
Tricked Cronus into swallowing a rock, saving her son ZeusÂ
Wife of Cronus
Themis
The personification of Justice, Divine Order, Law, and Custom
Fondly known as Lady Justice
Mother of the Fates and the Seasons
Associated with oracles and prophecies
Iapetus/Japetus
Father of Atlas, Prometheus Epimetheus, and Menoetius
Not much else is said about him
Coeus
Titan of the North, Resolve, and Intelligence
Also known as the Polus/ personification of the celestial axis
No active part in Greek Mythology
Mnemosyne
Titan Goddess of Memory
Mother to the Nine Muses
Tethys/Thetis
Wife of Oceanus
Mother to many powerful deities
Atlas
Titan of Astronomy and Heavenly Constellations
Condemned to Hold up the sky for eternity (so Uranus and Gaia couldn’t meet again)
Punishment bestowed by Zeus
Epimetheus
The Stupid Titan
Known as Afterthought or Hindsight
Helped in the creation of mankind
Brother of Prometheus
Eos
Titan Goddess of the Dawn
Mother of the Wandering Stars
Leto
Titan Goddess of Motherhood
Mother to Apollo and Artemis
Daughter of Coeus and Pheobe
Menoetius
Name means “Doomed Might”
Father of Patroclus
Asteria
Name suggests Titan Goddes of Nocturnal Prophecy, Night, and Stars
Mother of Hecate
Eurybia
Titan Goddess of the Mastery of the Seas
Lelantos
Titan of Air
Minor mythological figure
Pheobe
Titan Goddess of Prophecy
Mother of Leto
Wife of Coeus
Theia
Titan Goddess of Sight and Vision
Mother of the Sun(Helios), Moon(Selene), and Dawn(Eos)
Selene/Mene - the Moon
Titan Goddess and Personification of the Moon
Drives her Moon Chariot across the Heavens
Helios/Helius - the Sun
Titan and Personification of the Sun
Drives his Horse-drawn Chariot through the sky
Prometheus
Titan of Fire
Known as Forethought” - Able to Foretell the future
Helped in the creation of mankind
Stole fire from the Gods of Olympus and gave it to humanity to form technology, knowledge, and civilization
Brother of Epimetheus
GODS
The 12 Olympians
Zeus - Jupiter
God of the Thunder, Skies, and King of the Gods
Son of Cronus and Rhea
Notorious for Throwing lightning bolts when angry
All roads lead to Zeus
“Husband” of Hera (among many others)
Poseidon - Neptune
God of Seas, Storms, Earthquakes and Horses (???)
Son of Cronus and Rhea
Carries a Trident as a symbol of power
Posedions temper controls the seas
Protector of seafarers and guardian of cities and colonies
Husband of Amphitrite
Hera
Goddess of Women, Marriage, and Queen of the Gods
Vengeful and Jealous (take it out on humans and other goddesses)
Only bares children to Zeus
Daughter of Cronus and Rhea
Wife of Zeus
Demeter
Goddess of the Harvest and Agriculture
Controlled Seasons and Growth of crops
Mother of Persephone
Daughter of Cronus and Rhea
The Barrenness of winter is caused by Demeter’s sadness about Persephone being with Hades.
Aphrodite - Venus
Goddess of Love, Fertility, and Beauty
Daughter of Zeus OR Risen from the Sea
Wife of Hephestus - Cheated on him with Ares
Athena
Goddess of War, Wisdom, and Battle Strategy
Born from Zeus’s Head in full armor
Female counterpart to Ares
Artemis
Goddess of the Hunt, the Wild, Animals, Nature, Vegetation, Care for Children, and Chastity
Twin sister of Apollo
Daughter of Zeus and Leto
One of the Virgin Goddesses
Apollo
God of Light, Music, Poetry, Art, Healing, Archery, Dance and Prophecy
Known as The Healer - Can both Heal and Spread disease
Taught Humans the art of Medicine
Twin brother of Artemis
Son of Zeus and Leto
Unlucky in Love
Ares - Mars
God of War and the Spirit of Battle
Son of Zeus and Hera
Carries a blood-soaked Spear
Was with Aphrodite
Hermes - Mercury
The Messenger God of Thieves, Wealth, Luck, Language, and Travel
Clever and mischievous
Credited with the invention of Boxing and Gymnastics
Youngest Son of Zeus
Depicted wearing Winged Shoes
Hephaestus
God of fire, metalworking, and sculpture
Associated with craftsmen and blacksmiths
Physically Flawed
Known as The Lame One due to being thrown off Mount Olympus by Hera
Son of Zeus and Hera
Husband of Aphrodite
Hestia (Unclear)
Goddess of Hearth, Family, and Home
Daughter of Cronus and Rhea
Interchanged with Dionyusus as an Olympian
Dionysus(Unclear)
God of Wine, Theature, Festivities, and Fertility
Cultivated Grapes and taught Humans how to make Wine
Son of ZeusÂ
Interchanged with Hestia as an Olympian
Other Gods and Goddesses
Hades - Pluto
God of the Underworld
Son of Cronus and Rhea
Not one of the 12 Olympians, contrary to popular belief
One of the more peaceful Gods
Rules the underworld along with Nyx
Husband of Persephone - And he’s loyal to her
Eros
God of Love
Promotional Deity
Companion of Aphrodite
Born of Chaos and witnessed the creation of the Cosmos
Blessed the Union of Gaia and Uranus
Psyche
Goddess of the Soul
Lover of Eros
Nyx
Primordial Goddes of the Night
Feared by Zeus
Mother of Hypnos(Sleep) and Thanatos(Death)
Hypnos
God and Personification of Sleep
Son of Nyx and Erebus
Brother of Thanatos
Thantos
Personification of Death
Son of Nyx
Brother of Hypnos
Appears to Humans to carry them to the underworld
Ordered by the Fates
Iris
Goddess of Rainbows and Messanger between Humans and Gods
Personal Messenger of Hera
Hecate
Goddess of Magic, Crossroads, Witchcraft, Sorcery, Ghosts, and Necromancy
Daughter of Perses and Asteria
Hebe
Goddess and Personification of Eternal Youth
Daughter of Zeus and Hera
Wife of Hercules (one of three)
Power to Restore Youth to Mortals
The Fates
divinities that presided over human life
1. Clotho, The Spinner - Birth
2. Lachesis, the Alloter - Life
3. Atropos, The Inevitable - Death
The Nine Muses
Protecters of Arts and Creativity
1. Urania - Astronomy
2. Polyhymnia - Hymns
3. Melpomene - Tragic Theater
4. Thaila - Comedic Theater
5. Clio - History
6. Calliope - Epic Poetry
7. Euterpe - Song and Elegiac Poetry
8. Terpsichore - Dance
9. Erato - Lyrical Poetry
Nemesis
Goddess of Revenge
Embodiment of Jealousy, Envy, and Anger
Believed to punish Gluttony
Tyche
Goddess of Success, Fortune, Luck, and Prosperity
Determined the fortune of people and Cities

“the devil (god)’s after both of us
lay my curses out to rest
make a mercy out of me”








Something i was thinking about with ficus licker’s goner counterpart
Mythical Marvels: The Love Triangle of Olympus

We’ve all heard some version of the love triangle between Aphrodite, Hephaestus, and Ares. But weirdly enough, there’s also some straight up unfounded versions of the story floating around that need to be debunked. So, I wanna talk about the relationship between these three gods, give a chronology of events, and set the record straight.

The Romance of Aphrodite and Ares
Aside from one snippet that states that Eros caused Aphrodite and Ares to fall in love, there seems to be little mythical explanation for how the pair came together. The only version I found had Ares taunting Eros’ small bow compared to the size and weight of Ares’ spear. Eros agreed the spear was too heavy for him, and handed it back, and when Ares and Aphrodite both touched the spear, they fell in love. A few things, this myth mirrors the myth of Apollo and Daphne, except when Apollo mocked the size of Eros’ weapon, Eros cursed him. But when Ares mocked Eros, he fell in love. There’s also the fact that Ares is the father of Eros, so this could Primordial Eros, a being older than Gaea. There’s also the Ancient Greek ideal that a small “spear” was a sign of intellect, while a large “spear” was a sign of brutish barbarism. So Aphrodite might just like Ares because he has a big “spear” making the whole myth of why they fell in love a sexual inuendo. Which, knowing the Greeks, sounds about right. However, it is important to note a few key things. Firstly, both Aphrodite and Ares would get jealous of each other’s lovers, such as Aphrodite cursing Eos to become boy crazy, or Ares turning into a boar to skewer Adonis. But they didn’t seem to be upset when the other slept around, as Ares is the father of literally all of the Amazons, and Aphrodite bears no mythical grudge against his many bastard daughters, nor does Ares hunt down every man who glances at Aphrodite. They only seem to get violent when the affair is more than a casual fling. Once feelings are involved, then the jealousy seeps in. Which suggests they have an open (but still “monogamous”) relationship. Secondly, while Eros or Cupid is the most famous child of Aphrodite and Ares, he is not the only one. Their first pair of children were actually two sons: Deimos and Phobos, the gods of fear and panic. These sons were the followers of their father, riding beside him in battle, and in Nonnus’ Dionysiaca, even being allowed to use Zeus’ Lightning and Thunderbolt against Typhon. Their other children include Eros, the god of lust and desire, Harmonia, the goddess of harmony and peace, and debatably Anteros, the god of requited love. It’s unclear whether Aphrodite and Ares are the parents of all the Erotes or only Eros himself, but some accounts do make Ares the father of Anteros.

The Birth of Hephaestus
It’s safe to say that most people believe Hephaestus to be the offspring of both Zeus and Hera, but this is only upheld by Apollodorus and Cicero. Far more often, Hephaestus was solely the creation of Hera and Hera alone. Following the birth of Athena, created only by Zeus when he split his own head open to rid himself of a headache, a jealous Hera chose to create a god of her own too. But the resulting child was so ugly that she threw him from Olympus in both disgust and frustration. Now, this is commonly contradicted by the thought that Zeus had his head split open by Hephaestus, which may be part of why the Zeus as Hephaestus’ father is the more widely known story despite the Hera as the sole mother being the more popular version told.

The Marriage of Aphrodite
If you’re like me, you’ve probably heard the alternate version of this myth. That after washing ashore following her birth, Aphrodite had every god fighting over her hand, and in order to prevent an all-out war, one of two versions happened: Either A. Zeus forced Aphrodite to marry Hephaestus to prevent infighting, or B. Aphrodite chose Hephaestus. Yeah, so first of all, Aphrodite was born way before Hephaestus, so this myth is already bunk. She was born when Kronos castrated his father in a coup to usurp his throne, and her presence is why Kronos fell in love with and married Rhea. Her existence led to the siring of Hestia and the rest of the Olympians. The more accurate story goes that after Hephaestus was flung from Olympus and handicapped as a result, he was bitter toward his mother. He built her a magnificent throne and placed an enchantment on it. When she sat in the throne, it bound her to it, and only Hephaestus could release her. Zeus promised Aphrodite’s hand in marriage to whoever could bring Hephaestus to Olympus to undo the binding. Ares, along with his sons Deimos and Phobos, went to Hepheastus’ forge to try and drag Hephaestus back by force, but being on his own turf, the blacksmith was able to keep the war gods at bay, and they slumped back to Olympus defeated. Dionysus then went down and told Hephaestus about Zeus’ offer, and Hephaestus willingly came to Olympus. And since he had been the one to deliver himself to Olympus, he got Aphrodite’s hand in marriage. And keep in mind, she’s already had two children with Ares at this point.

The Affair of Aphrodite and Ares
After being forced to marry Hephaestus, Aphrodite continued to see her lover in secret, and bore at this time, the child Eros. The child was so beautiful that Hephaestus knew the child was not his. So, he crafted a net to catch Aphrodite and her secret lover red-handed, and in fact, he did. In the carnal act that would beget the goddess Harmonia, Ares and Aphrodite were caught in Hephaestus’ net, and Hephaestus brought all the gods to the chamber to laugh at the adulterers. However, depending on the version, the gods would laugh at either the couple… or at Hephaestus.

The Curse of Hephaestus
The Necklace of Harmonia is an artifact given to Harmonia by Hephaestus as a wedding present for her marriage to Cadmus of Thebes. Two versions of this story exist. In the first version, Hepheastus had made the necklace as a gift to Aphrodite out of joy that Eros had been born without any handicaps, and she had given the necklace to Harmonia. In the other version, the necklace was a false gift, crafted by Hephaestus to get revenge on Harmonia for his wife’s adultery. The Necklace of Harmonia would give whoever wore it youth and beauty, but it would also curse whoever wore it to be doomed to tragedy.

The Divorce of Aphrodite and Hephaestus
If you’re like me, you’ve probably never even heard this before. It sounds like crazy fanfic. Surely if Aphrodite and Hepheastus had gotten a divorce, it would be a well-known part of their tale, right? It’s only been mentioned in irrelevant stories like the Odyssey. After seeing Aphrodite and Ares canoodling, Hepheastus screams to Zeus (or more accurately, the sky) that he’s fed up with Aphrodite, and he shows up in the Iliad married to Aglaea, one of the Three Graces, the beautiful servants of Aphrodite. In Nonnus’ Dionysiaca, he delivered a lovely necklace to Persephone, having begrudgingly rebuked his claim over Aphrodite, and sought to make Persephone his new bride. Which he did prior to her being married to Hades. He also chased Athena when she came asking him to forge weapons for her.
Literally have no idea what movie this is or the context but I can't stop thinking about this dynamic.




telling my kids this was Zendaya's movie Challengers (2024)