Dating Dean Headcanons!

dating Dean headcanons! ♡

-sex

-he leaves you for his lil brother

in the supernatural that exists in my mind, the fact that sam and dean were created as the perfect vessels of the devil and an archangel makes them not totally human. there's a residual darkness and light inside them, respectively. sam especially so, after being fed demon's blood when he was a baby. it just comes up in tiny subtle ways so no one realizes there's something wrong with them

sam's ears always ring when he prays (he thinks it's a sign god is listening). rosaries feel peculiarly warm in his hands but he holds them tight anyway. chanting exorcisms leaves him lightheaded. he brittles any plant under his care no matter how many botanical books he reads. john jokes about how his weird drawings used to scare his preschool teachers but sam has no memory of making them. being inside devil's traps feels a bit like walking through water. he has always had a talent for making people and animals trust him, follow him - entranced like moths to a flame

dean on the other hand... there's an aura around him. he shines from within. people can feel it even if they can't put their finger on why he's just so charming. he wonders why he feels almost sleepy whenever he enters a church, he dislikes being so calm and unguarded. he unknowingly interferes with certain technology and makes it malfunction, like an overvoltage. babies love him but animals seem restless in his presence. when he's taking care of a wounded or ill person they heal a little bit faster but no one notices. reading enochian out loud gives him goosebumps. he thinks holy water tastes really good to everyone else too

let me just say. Garth is a weird, crazy, bisexual little man. he's portrayed to be an unfuckable nerd. but. I would fuck him. down so bad for this funky, dorky lil dude.

19 year old dean teaching 15 year old sam how to kiss a girl,, escalating from small pecks to open-mouth kisses, to making out for minutes on end..

then sam asks for more practice, and they'll just make out for hours on the bed, and dean gives sam little hickies under his jaw and on his neck, all the way down to his collarbones

and soon enough sam's asking dean for more more more because it just feels so good and how could a girl ever make me feel this good?

and dean does whatever sam wants because he's his baby brother and that's what dean is there for obviously. but also dean has this sick sick thing stirring in his stomach because he actually likes making sammy feel good, actually enjoys giving his little brother what no one else could ever give him.

and then dean has his hand down his little brother's boxers and sam's coming before he even really knows whats happening. and dean teaches sam how to suck someone off,, and sam enjoys having dean in his mouth so much that he gets hard again just from being on his knees for his brother...

sam's rutting into open air while he sucks his brother off, only half of him in his mouth because he can only take so much.. dean teasing him a lil because of it

and then dean has to return the favor to sam afterwards because he can't just leave his baby all high and dry !! even though sammy just came like less than 10 minutes ago but he's just so desperate he needs his brother to take care of him again :)

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J2 being J2; the utter seamlessness of it