You Dont Understand How Hard Im Laughing At This Ajdndjdn

You don’t understand how hard I’m laughing at this ajdndjdn

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

I’m glad you’re doing well, and I’m doing well myself.

Well, that’s nice to hear !

shoutout to @lushcosmetics for featuring an absolutely incredible internal campaign!!!! they have these little booklets available for anyone to grab (i took many to give out to others lol) it covers so many important topics so the pics above are a select few

i highly recommend going to ur local lush or lush.com to check out this amazing campaign ❤

Jacques Snicket is the human version of Perry the Platypus I will fight you on this

Hey, how are you?

I’m great and you ? :)