I Think The 21st Century Has A Branding Problem.

I think the 21st century has a branding problem.

Why is "this person is morally corrupt/violent so should not be allowed to have the power and influence they have" and "bland tv show is no longer on the air" the same word? I don't want to cancel someone, I want banish them

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

YouTube putting a giant black bar that says “CC/subtitles turned on!” that completely blocks all the subtitles for a good 5 seconds is gonna drive me to violence

Spam the bee movie script or something. Idk just help shut it down.

Hexing u with Plagues of Visions oooOOoooH (visions of getting kissed cute style)

Good luck looking through your microscopes now Fool

Ugh! She has hexed me with a plague of visions! (Thinking about kissing her)

Obviously it’s a femboy summoning circle, it compels them

A femboy reading this must needs email or perish

Apparently chasers in Australia are so down bad that they’ve resorted to putting up posters