What The Hell Is Going On Herrreee.

What the hell is going on herrreee.

Seriously what the hell is loaf. Insta is weird. FB is weird. So hello Tumblr. I'm going to eff up my life style.

Please I don't want to see the clOWNS mATE like sNAKES post anymore make it stop!! 😢💀

clowns are hermaphrodites and mate like slugs, hanging upside down

I've forgotten Tumblr exists again so here's some random questions I thought of recently that made me question my life choices.

Can vampires drink the blood of Christ. (cause I mean- it's blood but. It's holy blood? So like how does this work.)

How the hell did I get so obsessed with the Victoria era recently.

So did ladies wear corsets and bras or did bras not exist back then. Or- wait no.

How am I failing my electronics class when literally every formula is almost the same.

Why are bathing suits called bathing suits? Like, were they originally meant to be bathed in? But like, how would that work you're wearing clothes still so obviously you're not bathing everything.

Okay can I actually bake cookies at a higher temperature then the box says so they get done faster or will they just explode.

I remember I read something about special coffins that were basically giant seedpods so that your gravesite literally grew into a tree. If I, hypothetically, chose to have an apple tree as my seedpod coffin, and apples grew on it, would that therefore be cannibalism since I am basically that tree, or would that still be considered eating an apple.

So there you go. Enjoy my Idiocracy. Because I, the naive little ravioli that I am, somehow question the stupidest things.

Hey I forgot Tumblr existed for a while

So uh yeah. Basically I've spent the last few months preparing for a freaking school musical, and shiz, and I've forgotten I had a Tumblr. So maybe I'll start posting shiz again? Maybe? Idk man.

Nurse Ratched could crush my head between her thighs and I'd have no problem with it.