Oh? My "antlers Are Off-putting"? My "teeth Are A Bit...you Know... Fangy"? "Moss Isn't Supposed To Grow

Oh? My "antlers are off-putting"? My "teeth are a bit...you know... fangy"? "Moss isn't supposed to grow on your belly"?

Sweety you need to get out more.

It's called fashion.

Honestly I love the cryptidcore aesthetic but as someone who's always wanted to be a cryptozoologist, I wish the whole thing wasn't just people who wanted to BE cryptids. What if I wanted to be a paranoid researcher in a trench coat who swears they saw aliens?

Especially if you have cryptid friends.. cryptids you will always have a place on my red string corkboard......

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

i love being a student of the green squishy stuff

is your url a reference to a joke? my boss (from west virginia) tells a joke about two men paddling a canoe through a dry sandy desert. guy in the back says "wears your paddle!" and the guy in the front says, "it sure does" (the kicker being that when said put loud everyone assumes wears is actually where's which makes no sense) it reminded me of that. have a good april fools and also get booped

Yep! My boss told the same joke to me, except he wouldn't say that they were in a desert, and the joke was trying to guess why the second guy said "It sure does!"

Get booped back