While Talking With The Hobbits, Tom Bombadil Puts On The One Ring. For A Moment, All Of The Nazgul Burst

While talking with the Hobbits, Tom Bombadil puts on the One Ring. For a moment, all of the Nazgul burst into merry song. It is never discussed among them again.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AMAZON?????

It’s funny because today I told my dad Freddie was bi and he was like “what?” (He thought he was gay but accepted the truth without any problems, lol)

Reminder: Bi Visibility Day is September 23. Remember to leave cookies out for Freddie.

every day i am percieved™️

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo

bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*

sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.