Controversial Age Gap - Headcanons

Controversial Age Gap - Headcanons

Pairing: Andrew Hozier-Byrne

• He would be sooo secretive about it in fear of judgement.

• let’s be honest, most of his fans wouldn’t take kindly to him having a conservatively young lass, until they meet her.

• Someone would do an interview of her, and she just acts like she’s a pensioner when she’s actually a uni student.

• If Andrew was gonna date anyone that young she would have to be an old soul. Like already mentally in a nursing home. She would be like super smart and really mature, like he wants a girl he can talk to about literature and poetry, and the fact she’s really young doesn’t mean that much when she completes him.

• Even his friends and band would be find with her, because she acts about 50. She’s always in the corner talking politics with the oldest guy in the pub, because she likes making grown men cry, because she can.

• The Fans would be shocked, because someone would get a video of him getting a quick good luck kiss before he goes on stage, or someone would get a video of them at a festival while she’s fixing his hair for him.

—> Side Rant! Talking about hair! His hair is so healthy now he has her! Like she forces him to sit his arse down once a week so she can deep clean and condition his hair. He’s getting princess treatment.

• I can imagine her running her uni essays through him before they go to her professors, and every time he’s so shocked at how smart she is. Like, he wasn’t this smart, ‘are the younger generation?’ just better he would ask himself.

• We all know he listens to everything, he’s very eclectic. He would love teaching you the blues, he also doesn’t let you play your music, only his. And if you learn his favourite songs and sing them in the car with him, he might cry.

• He’s getting you in any show you want: ya wanna to see Noah Kahan, your going: ya wanna see Lana Del Ray, your going: ya wanna see Taylor Swift, your going. Etc, etc. He’ll get you there, even if he doesn’t like the music that artist makes, he’ll bring his ear plugs and happily watch you enjoy it.

• He would be so careful about talking about you, but it’s a struggle because he’s so proud of you.

• He just thinks you’re incredible. And he wants everyone to know about it, but he’s scared people will judge him for dating someone so much younger than him.

• That jacket in the photo, I bet you think it looks good on him. He thinks it looks better on you. He thinks everything looks better on you; that green jumper he wears all the time, he thinks it looks better when you wear it.

• He loves when your at his concerts, he adores watching you sing and dance along. While everyone thinks he’s winking at them, he’s actually winking at you.

• He loves it when you lay on his chest, you’re so much smaller than him, and watching you distress with the sound of his heart is everything to him.

• She will just spout TikTok and gen z nonsense at him, she once called him ‘submissive and breed-able’ and the look of fear on his face when he turned around to look at her.

—> “what did you just call me…?” He asks his voice cracking with genuine fear, and she just laughs in his face. She just kisses his cheek and runs of giggling.

• He’s probably the first man she’s been with that has a full beard, so she kinda has a little obsession with it. All the other lads she’s dated were her own age and couldn’t grow there pwn full beards, while Andrew is looking sexy as fuck with his beard.

—> He loves when she scratches his beard, because of her obsession with his beard, he practically purrs when she scratches his beard.

—> Also his chest hair, he very rarely goes shirtless but when he does her hands are always desperately trying to get into his chest hair.

• He also gives her beard burn on her thighs and-

• I really like that photo of Andrew, he looks like a god, just me or is he the perfect Poseidon or Hades or Orpheus. Or is he just drop dead gorgeous.

Steve and Robin decide to buy the couple’s package at a spa resort because it’s cheaper than two individual packages. They don’t really read what all is included because they assume it’s the same as what’s included in the original package.

Only, Robin gets sick - just a sinus infection, so she tells Steve to go with someone else and not worry about her. And after a long discussion between the two of them, they realize that Eddie is the only person Steve can invite that will go along with the whole couple lie.

It’s no surprise when Eddie happily agrees to join Steve, but about an hour into their day, it is a surprise when their instructor teaches them how to give each other a very intimate massage.

Steve’s only thought is, “I’m glad I’m not doing this with Robin.” Which sends him slightly spiraling because he realizes he doesn’t mind doing this with Eddie.

And there Steve is, lying face down on a massage table with his lower back oiled up and being kneaded by Eddie’s very skillful fingers as he has his bi panic.

#Andrew Hozier-Byrne, your English Lit professor giving an online lecture

Another Layer of In-Yun Pt 1

Pairing: Andrew Hozier-Byrne x fem!reader

Summary: You and Andrew enjoy a lazy morning together, revelling in how much you love each other

Content Warning: fluff, L-word (a lot of it) but no real warnings

PT 2 WILL BE SMUT

Hey! So I watched this movie called Past Lives (you should check it out if you haven’t already) and I loved the concept of In-Yun. The following is a fluffy piece I wrote based on that.

You and Andrew have been together for about a month now. One month since he confessed to you how he loved you and one month since you said you loved him back. 

And in this moment, with your head nuzzled into his chest and his arms wrapped around you, the words you uttered that day ring in your ears. This felt right.

“Andrew?” you looked up to see him through your eyelashes. His eyes closed and his breathing steady. A soft smirk spread lazily across his features as his thumbs started caressing your back.

“Mm? Did you need something… darling?” 

“No, just that you look pretty like this” 

He opened his eyes and gazed down at you. His smile widening at your words, warming you. You could feel the comforting thump of his heart underneath your palm, reverberating through your body. He gave you a small kiss on the forehead before bringing his other arm around your shoulders. 

“I can’t believe how lucky I am to have you, you know?” He said.

“No, tell me how lucky?”

He chuckles and shifting himself so that you could nuzzle further into his chest. 

“Mmm, extremely. I feel like I’ve known you my whole life.” He gives you a short kiss on the cheek before closing his eyes again. The tenderness with which his lips brush the apple of your cheeks, it’s full. He makes you feel full, whole.

“Yeah, you know there’s a concept in Korean called In-Yun”

He looks at you with a small smile on his face, genuinely interested in the in what you’re about to say. His voice is soft, and his tone dripping with affection.

“What's that?”

“Umm so, there is a word in Korean In-Yun. It means providence or fate. But it's specifically about relationships between people”

He smiles, leaning back a bit. His eyebrows piqued with curiosity.

“Ah tell me more”

“Well yeah, it’s kinda like It’s an In-Yun if two strangers even walk by each other in the street and their clothes accidentally brush. Because it means there must have been something between them in their past lives. If two people get married, they say it’s because there have been 8,000 layers of In-Yun, over 8,000 lifetimes. So us being here, right now, must mean that we have at least a couple layers of it” you smile still looking up at him. 

You feel him shift as he leans closer to you, his lips grazing yours as he speaks. “It only makes sense, I’m sure we have a couple” His grin is playful as his voice drops to a whisper "How many lifetimes do you think we've spent together?” You can’t help but giggle at the stupid answer that that enters your head and before you fully process it, it’s out your mouth.

“Sixty nineeee”

You burst into a fit of laughter at your own ill timed joke, his eyes crinkling as you feel his laugh reverberate through you. He leans his head closer to yours, his forehead pressed against the flat of yours, still smiling he plants a sweet kiss on your lips. 

He pulls back slightly, his voice taking on a bit of a seductive tone. 

“Well, we should get to work on our 70th life then, shouldn't we?"

You laugh as you kiss him again sweetly.

“I don’t know if I believe in it but it’s a comforting concept. You know if you don’t end up with the person you think you should end up with maybe in another life you might and this life is just another layer In-yun in making that happen.”

He smiles, leaning closer again and tracing a finger down your chin. "It is definitely a comforting concept. I wouldn't mind being with you for the rest of our lives, regardless of how many layers we have." He closes his eyes, leaning even closer. “You're the only thing I want in this life. It doesn't matter what happens, or which timeline, or which life, all that matters is that I have you right now.”

You can’t help but go little red, he always seems to know what to say. His words always leave you feeling like putty in his hand.

“Andrew… “

You smile, kissing the long finger of his that has been roaming your face as if trying to memorise it’s every nook. The smile on his face grows a little bigger as he leans closer again, his lips meeting yours. His lips enveloping you in a kiss that could thaw ice,. His voice is tender as he speaks, his accent thickening as he leans closer again, bumping his nose to your

“I love you, honey. Whatever lives we have lived before, whatever lives we will live again, you are the only thing that matters in them for me. If we were meant to always meet I would do whatever it takes to see you, to kiss you, to hold you in this life and the next”

You feel your chest swell, overwhelmed by the sheer sincerity with which he utters his poetic words. It seems so natural, this seems so natural.

“I love you too”

That’s  all you could manage to say. No matter how many times you feel your mouth curve to form the words it never feels enough to describe the meaning they carry. He smiles, brushing a stray strand of hair perched on your cheek. He pulls you into a tight hug, holding you to him as close as he can. His breathing is slowed, and it matches yours. He runs a hand through your hair, his voice taking on a soft tone.

 “This feels right. Doesn’t it? I’ve never felt like this at the beginning of a relationship, but it’s like this is where we were always meant to be.”

“Yeah, thank you… for being you I suppose” you kiss him. As your lips meet, his face lights up. “Mmm… I hope you’ll always feel this way.” His voice is slow and full of emotion, he moves his other hand from your shoulder to your neck, his fingers tracing along the back of your neck. He presses you in a tight kiss before he finally pulls away, looking at you with a loving smile.

“Godddddd” you can’t help but blush under the his gaze. It felt like  a apricity. You bury your face in his neck, suddenly shy. You can feel your cheeks go hot He chuckles, running his hands through your hair. He whispers something in your ear, his accent growing stronger as he does. “You’re adorable when you’re shy... I can barely stand how cute you are.”

“Yeah? Maybe you should sit then” you try to hold back your laughter but the light of  the incredibly lame joke you made. But you can’t help it, it’s the only way you can cope with how much adoration he looks at you with.

“I’m sorry that was a bad joke, I hope you don’t take back the I love you’s” you laugh. His voice still has that soft edge to it. He laughs along with you as he leans closer, his lips grazing yours again. 

“It’s okay, I’m a sucker for the shitty puns you make. If anything, it makes me love you that much more.”

 He kisses you again, his lips lingering on yours as he pulls away. His eyes close, and he smiles as he looks at you, his voice still soft and warm. 

AHHHH I’m sorry this ended abruptly, part 2 will be up soon and I’ll pick up right where I left off!

PT 2: Here

Genuinely I think one of the best things you can do to build characters in your story is give them a kink. You do not have to put that kink in the story. You do not have to tell anyone but yourself. But thinking about their wants and needs and what would bring them comfort or desire, about whether they crave power or crave a situation where they're blessedly free from any power, about which taboo they might kind of want to cross, is really useful for getting inside their head. Also "what situation would make my character stupid horny enough to make a terrible mistake?" is a good plotting device. "It's a plot hole that they made that dumb decision" no they were just whistling like a lustful kettle and forgot to turn their brain on.

andrew was so real for that