"singapore Was The Best F1 Race This Year" "no Zandvoort Was Much Better, You Just Ignore It Because

"singapore was the best f1 race this year" "no zandvoort was much better, you just ignore it because max won" actually singapore wins by default because i blacked out when clement novalak won the f2 feature race in zandvoort and i do not remember anything else that happened that day

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Style, or lack there of

Pairing: Andrew Hozier-Byrne x Reader

Warning: it’s really short

Summary: Where did Hozier suddenly get all his style from? He comes out of his 4 year hiding for ‘Unreal Unearth’, all the flannel have been replaced with shirts and all his jeans have been replaced with nice trousers. Why? Because he got a girlfriend, who doesn’t let him walk out the house looking like a butch lesbian even though that look was a slay

“Seriously, I can back my own bags for tour, I’m not 5…”

He grumbles as he sits on the bed he shares with his beloved, watching as she neatly and tightly folds clothes for his suitcases. Arguably, he definitely could have done it by himself, but he knows better than to disagree, y/n said she would do it. End of.

He watches as she puts an all black suit in case, and he gets ready to argue, but she talks first.

“Just, stop. I’m not letting you, in right mind, walk around wearing a blazer and a random graphic t-shirt. You’ve got nice clothes, and you’re gonna wear them. You’re doing more fan things this tour, don’t you want to look presentable for your fans.”

She’s right. God, she’s right. He thinks to himself. He loves her to bits, but sometimes she cares too much, he’s never given two shits what people think about how he looks. Usually, he just packs two formal outfits and moves on, but every thing she’s packing is nice, except for his jumpsuit, which she loves to see him in so it gets the pass to get into the suitcase.

“y/n…. Why are you so obsessed with me dressing nicely?”

“Trust me, Bear, just trust me judgment.”

Great, now he can’t argue because she called him ‘bear’, this is a loosing battle for him, so he just gives in, move to do something else. Deciding to trust her judgement.

Despite his reluctance, his new wardrobe was a hit in his fans, they love his new style how he dress so well. All because of his girlfriend being stubborn and always right.

So when he gets home for his first little visit of the tour, he’s sat on the couch, you cuddled into his side as he plays with the hair on your nape.

“Ya know… that little wardrobe you insisted I should have….. apparently the fans were really loving it…”

His voice is low, his lips pushed into your hair so he’s made to mumble. You can’t help but laugh, because you were right, so you have to say it,

“I told ya so.”

“Yeah… ya told me, honey…”

He mumbles into your hair, smiling at the warm silence of your shared home. A silence that is only made better by each other’s presence.

Screaming Meals - Abu Dhabi Grand Prix commentary - 26.11.2023 (for @suzie-shooter)

virgin eddie cumming in his pants as he eats you out, no touching necessary

virgin eddie so desperate for something as he eats your pussy that he starts jerking off or fucking the mattress

virgin eddie cumming in his pants from playing with your boobs, because he’s so desperate that he starts humping your leg

virgin eddie getting off to you every night, so when the real thing does finally happen, he’s so eager to please you that he will do literally anything you ask him to

virgin eddie detailing all of his fantasies to you, blushing as he stumbles over his words, and being speechless when you promise to make them all a reality

virgin eddie who’s a bit of a perv, and smells your panties for a few minutes after he takes them off of you. and of course, he’s gonna inhale deeply for a minute or two when his face is between your legs