God Gives His Worst Gastrointestinal Issues To His Most Undeserving Victims

god gives his worst gastrointestinal issues to his most undeserving victims

in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

*Describing the creature called “Elephant” on Earth during their Skype call*

we are the daughters of the parents who had sex and got pregnant

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money