Thank You, My Dear Fellow

thank you, my dear fellow

the fish is sleeping with three eyes open

what

and the rare tombstones of lesser evils lurks hopeless in the smoking darkness, where shattered souls drift mad to bed,

and past the hour, all night stands by, to let the lantern pass,

the ghosts whisper sour nothings in your ears, and the ferrets know you'll join them one day,

as ghost candy draws you home, to hear the truth they said.

beware the golden crown clothed in silver wool, as winters knights march in.

another tiring day of bot hunting in the asexual tag. wish the bots would admit defeat and wave their white flag of surrender.

keep up the good work humans, multidimensional entities, enemies, and other creatures.

what is this "night vale" that you speak of?

greetings dear humans, mortals, unnatural and unnamed creatures, and entities from other realities,

it's good to be back,

today, at 34:00am, the last jellyfish in a disguise left the atmosphere, be warned and be aware, they will return with a vengeance one day, seeking justice for their crimes, which consist of.. attempt to open a portal to the mirror reality, murder of green pepper, and tax fraud. they have my eternal admiration, which is rare and will be gone by tomorrow.

read more soon

So, explain, how do you act so random?

greetings, and many thanks for the "ask" as I believe you call it in this day and age.

and, now, I shall attempt to answer your question.

a lack of randomness is often caused by a desire to be accepted into normal human society

normality is a coping mechanism for a severely chaotic state of reality, therefore the only way to be completely random, is to give in to your chaotic thoughts and feelings, and simply become you.

nothing more, nothing less, you simply exist, not to please another, not to fit an expectation

thus, reality crashes in on itself, destroying all souls in its wake, and leaving a tide of sheer existence behind.

the rare creatures known as bone worms are small white worms, about 5 cm long, they dwell in damp spaces, until a suitable victim comes near, at which point they enter through the ears and make their way through the victims internal organs towards the bones, causing unbearable pain in the process, once they reach the bones, they eat their way inside, and release their highly toxic saliva, which turns the bones into liquid, they then stubbornly ignore the victims screams of agony and move on to another bone. when the victim is both more than a puddle of liquid, or possibly still living, if they have been brought to a hospital in time, the worms will leave, ready to begin their search for a new victim.

i was temporarily turned into Google.

thank me later.

my bones hurt so fucking much all the time how do i get rid of them