Take The Poll, Humans, Mortal Souls, Angels, Demons, And Otherwise Confused Entities.

take the poll, humans, mortal souls, angels, demons, and otherwise confused entities.

greetings, it's good to be here again today.

I have just received information that the mushrooms made a mistake while planning their course to this reality and have ended up in the 8653th reality, which just so happens to be the reality of forever locked doors, and it seems they are now trapped.

the mushroom queen is seeking this realities help to escape, and in return she promises to leave this reality alone for the next hundred years.

whether the hidden rulers of this reality will accept her deal remains to be seen.

why do humans buy lottery tickets, when you are more likely to die on the way to buy one than you are to win the lottery.

I do not understand this.

is it not better to wait til someone you know comes into great wealth and simply take it away?

this is just in!

the mushrooms are officially planning something, what are they planning I hear you ask?

that is confidential, go away, I'm not telling.

but, back to the subject- 5 milliminutes ago, in the eternal reality of number 74379832, the mushroom queen ordered her soldiers to abandon boat, so be warned, they are coming.

greetings dear humans, mortals, unnatural and unnamed creatures, and entities from other realities,

it's good to be back,

today, at 34:00am, the last jellyfish in a disguise left the atmosphere, be warned and be aware, they will return with a vengeance one day, seeking justice for their crimes, which consist of.. attempt to open a portal to the mirror reality, murder of green pepper, and tax fraud. they have my eternal admiration, which is rare and will be gone by tomorrow.

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what is this "night vale" that you speak of?

greetings dear humans, mortals, unnatural and unnamed creatures, and entities from other realities,

it's good to be back,

today, at 34:00am, the last jellyfish in a disguise left the atmosphere, be warned and be aware, they will return with a vengeance one day, seeking justice for their crimes, which consist of.. attempt to open a portal to the mirror reality, murder of green pepper, and tax fraud. they have my eternal admiration, which is rare and will be gone by tomorrow.

read more soon