I Like Big Guts And I Cannot Lie

I like big guts and I cannot lie

You other brothers can’t deny

When a guy walks in with that look on his face

Like he owns the whole damn place

You get sprung, ‘cause he acts so tough

And you notice that gut is stuffed

Deep in the clothes he’s wearing

I’m hooked and I can’t stop starring

Baby, I wanna get in ya

I can be ya dinner

My homeboys try to warn me

But that bod you’ve got makes me so horny

Hey, alpha frat bro

I heard you’re hungry for a meal

Well eat me, eat me

Take me to that great round belly

I’ve seen you dining

To hell with surviving

Your pot’s, hot

It’s what the other guys haven’t got

I’m tired of magazines

Saying flat abs are the thing

Take the average prey boy and ask him that

He’s gotta pack much fat

So you bro, yes you bro

Take me to your vast beyond

So eat me, eat me and digest until I’m gone

Turn me to fat

Can’t you see what’s going on? The predator’s getting drunk so the guy in the back can avenge his friend without much of a fight

So tight and delectable. Can’t wait to put you somewhere tighter than your under armor

Yeah, I’m gonna eat you. Don’t know why it’s any of your business though.

#srb

Who was it this time?

Another one bites the dust

And inside that receding pudge, Pablo is soon nothing more but a memory