JUST IMAGINE THE LINKS AT A FAMILY FUNCTION

JUST IMAGINE THE LINKS AT A FAMILY FUNCTION

IM CRACKING

Yes please.

Headcanon: HB Four cannot do a single pushup.

Ha you underestimate him, he can and WILL do a hundred of them WITH DJ on his fuckin back, as in 165 pounds of enby twink on his back, and he could do it. One fucking handed, you forget this man has BLUE in him, that shit head is built like a truck and swings a hammer three times his size around like its a rapier, even when hes DYING Four could benchpress Ray.

He has held his title for over 4 years with a shadow infection rampaging his body for a rEASON, Vire.

Im having a mental breakdown and i hate myself.I do.with every fiber of my being.

Cute!

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

IM CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭

Healing Hands

I remember the day I lost you like it was yesterday.

And I still love you in a million ways.

You were perfect down to the bone, and you told me.

That even if I lose you, to never stop loving.

So I loved. I kept loving.

And I kept losing.

You're still as beautiful as the day we met, and the day we parted.

Even healing hands get hurt after being used for so long.