Not You Bat Gran! I'm Sure You're A Great Cook :D

Not you Bat Gran! I'm sure you're a great cook :D

I'm totally poking fun at my grandparents who, while I love them dearly, don't know how to use seasons beyond salt and think everything should be over cooked to ere on the side of caution

"Alfred is so good at cooking!" "No one can out cook Alfred"

You fool. He is old. He is British. He is white. That is three things against him.

Bruce likes his cooking because he's very precise and gets all necessary ingredients in. Everyone else? Hates it but thinks they're the only one and that they are crazy.

Dick, trying to not get thrown back into the system: Yummy :)

Jason, a street kid who doesn't regain proper tastes until the Pit: So good.

Tim Drake, scared of being in the way: Love it :)

Damian, who knows the values of nutrients and respecting elder: Good.

You know what? I'm going to say it. Tim doesn't like coffee more than the average teenager. He doesn't drink entire pots daily and doesn't drink it black.

No, Tim is a Starbucks girlie (Starbucks girlies are not of any gender, they transcend such human constraints).

Tim daily drinks $7, tooth rotting drinks that have exactly one (1) coffees in it

More 👏elderitch 👏 horror 👏 Superman 👏

dont ever talk to my husband or his son ever again 😃

Bruce, dressed only in his bathrobe and draped seductively on his bed: Cla~ark, come join me?

Clark, seeing this

I'm having a hard time getting motivated to write fics so... PLEASE SEND PROMPTS!

I will feel more guilty about not writing and may actually get over my writer's block

Clark, dressed as Batman while he's missing: *throws several tons of stone*

Batman's villains: He probably was working out or something. He's Batman.

Also Clark: *smiles*

Batman's villains: *gasp* Who ARE you?!?!?!