I Collect Images With Powerful Ot3/third Wheel Energies So You Dont Have To. I Am Releasing Them To You,

i collect images with powerful ot3/third wheel energies so you don’t have to. i am releasing them to you, the public, so you may share in my bounty

So I decided to gather all the ‘hobby’ dialogue from the Darkest Dungeon files. It seems to be an unused string of camping dialogue, but offers some interesting insight into the characters. I’ve just put them in the order they appear in:

Bounty Hunter

“A little time to reflect on my strategies.”

“Hold this apple on your head. Now stand still.”

“I will practice. Train. A professional adheres to a regimen.”

Crusader

“Shhh! I am praying!”

“Go away! I am reading my Versebook!”

“No, I’ll not play dice with you! I am studying the Verses!”

Grave Robber

“You – idle one! Hold my yarn!”

“Yes, I carve tiny tombstones. Mementos of my exploits.”

“These stab holes will simply not do! Where’s my needle and thread?”

Hellion

“Bet none of you can throw a knife as well as I. Eh?”

“Wrestle me. I crave an easy victory. (grin)”

“I am learning to read. It is a rare skill among my kind.”

Highwayman

“… with the night for his throne?” Hmm… tricky.“

”… and he always came home?“ … No, no…”

“… like a dog to a bone?” … Still not right!“

Jester

"It’s called juggling. You never been to a circus?”

“What do I do for fun? You’re joking, right?”

“I’m practicing my sneering. Pretty good, huh?”

Leper

“Here we sit, the calm in the eye of the storm.”

“I must be cautious when stretching my ligaments, lest they tear, of course.”

“Pass this pipe around. The smoke dulls the senses.”

Occultist

“Why, I am documenting the journey, of course. Care to read?”

“Some quiet, please. I am on the verge of breaking the cypher.”

“Sigh… it is too dark to study my rituals here.”

Plague Doctor

“Some bark of aspen? Or maybe boiled cerato leaf? Hmm…”

“Hold that wound still. My sketch is nearly done.”

“May I lance that boil? The pus is intriguingly gray!”

Vestal

“Busy yourself elsewhere. I am praying for your soul.”

“Yes, I shave my legs. What of it?”

“Have you thread? I’ve torn a seam in my temple garments.”

Man-At-Arms

“Leave me to reflect on the day’s battles.”

“How did that one blow slip past my guard..? I must think…”

“I learned to carve during the lulls of the Cyprian campaign.”

Arbalest

“Put this apple on your head and close your eyes.”

“I will stick with you until wanderlust strikes again.”

“Dice? What’s the wager?”

Houndmaster

“…and that’s when I learned the hound could sing!”

“Cooking meat robs it of its nutrifying essence.”

“It is certain that anyone in politics has been corrupted in some fashion or another.”

Abomination

“I only ever had time for my crucible and scrolls.”

“Oh I’ve loved before, but all were forgotten in the laboratory.”

“Care to see my drawings for a mechanical hand?”

Musketeer 

“My father can reload a musket as quick as a wink!”

“When we return, I am certain the club will initiate me”

“Whoever smells like that should die of shame and disgrace”

I Do Not Control the Speed at Which Lobster Die 🦞

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