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@official-deutschebahn seit wann ist an Bahnhöfen bitte mit Zugverkehr zu rechnen? 😦

A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.

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You can only reblog this today.

Makes you think

😂 😂 😂

I would like one doot doot please

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Oh boy, can´t miss the only opportunity

Today is the only day ever for the rest of time that you can reblog this

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Nice

Jupiter Now Has 69 Moons

Our local gas giant has two more natural satellites added to its roster

nice

BIG MOOD!!!!

Why are we like this

..... what?

I made an alternate universe UK version of The Big Bang Theory by fusing everyone with Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and slightly de-aging them.

Me, while watching the video: “ Where is it, where is it?”

The last five seconds: *happens*

Me: “Ah there it is, the fuckening.“

Some things simply cannot be changed

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app

smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!

captain hook: what’s it called?

smee: um

YEEEEEEEEEESSSS FINALLY!!!!

The Putin one 🤣🤣🤣

Some People: Germans don’t have humor.

Der Postillon, Germany’s equivalent to The Onion, reporting on the election:

Is this the turning point? Trump wins important state New Michivada he just made up.

“Oh shit!”: Putin totally forgot to manipulate the US election.

Not that as well! Half-blind 100-year-old man who counts all the votes alone died of old age.

Experts uncertain if Trump wil win today or after the civil war

“If I can’t have it, nobody will” - Trump sets White House on fire

Europeans thank Americans for two days without any news about Corona