Reblog To Have Something Lgbt Happen To You This Summer

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

lgbtq people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

my brain the past two months has just been *edward Teach born on a Beach* *he doesn't kiss nobody likes him* *he's a visual artist you can't cut the boy's little fingies* *cheers m'dears* *i'm not a Fucking Mermaid* *is that blackbeard // hmm? oh no I'm blackbeard* *m'Noses* *man for sale* *you gotta get rid of that babe I KNOW THAT BABE* *knives are knives meat's meat* *check out this fabulous booty I'm hawkin'* *you came back // never left* on a constant loop

Neal: I know a guy

Mozzie: [enters stage left]

this is the most important thing to me ever actually